*flirting* Girl, You're So Off-topic I Can Calculate Your Instantaneous Rate Of Change

attack of the clones (2002) dir. george lucas / bones and all screenplay by david kajganich / revenge of the sith (2005) dir. george lucas

When I show up to the life-altering lesbian situation ship contest but my opponent is sabedala

*gently hands this to the five other Sabedala shippers on here*

Reading a fic where Waxer's facial hair is called a "soul patch" and then wondering at the history of the word

In English, the name comes from jazz/soul musicians. Supposedly, they often wore it because it was more comfortable to play instruments like the trumpet when the skin there wasn't irritated by shaving or covering in stubble

Which implies that in the gffa this type of facial hair would be called

(Sorry-not-sorry for saying this)

A "jizz patch"

Seeing my brother and his fiance reblog each other makes me sick. Worse than when they make out or whatever. Keep it in the bedroom

I know I’m late to this party and I’m not saying anything new- but I don’t like how they always facetune Grogu in merchandise.. like, it’s usually in a cutesy simplistic art style and there’s nothing wrong with that, but sometimes I’m just like.. let him be the little homunculus he is.

Don’t get me wrong, I’ll still audibly ‘aww’ in public if I see some Grogu merch (or Grogurch as I like to call it) but I literally forgot about how much of a little old man he is until I rewatched the mandalorian because y’all keep turning his greenness up to tenmillion and giving him juviderm

the real tragedy of star wars is people will ship obi wan with whoever he shares screentime with , literally anyone, except for dexter jester. his love his life his literal 50s diner operating bff who somehow knew about a secret planet . that was romance and it’s just so fucked how obi/dex shippers are sidelined. obi/dex shippers are taught to be small, to shrink themselves,, well not anymore. i’ve decided to start a movement,

i <3 menial tasks. for srs.

Just had a vision of my death! After conferring with the Council (the voices in my head) we've concluded that I may be able to buy myself a couple extra years if I have a Tumblr, so here I am.

padme amidala reblog if you agree

"The Jedi gatekept the Force"

Oh, are you from the Path of the Open Hand? You know, the evil anti-Jedi cult?? Cuz that's what u sound like

"The Jedi gatekept the Force!"

Ah yes. That's why they coexisted very peaceably with the Baran Do sages, the Bardottan Dagoyan Masters, the Guardians of the Whills, the Church of the Force, the Lasat, the Mirialens, and hell even the Nightsisters.

......I'm not actually sure you know what gatekeeping means.