There’s Not Too Much Point In Talking About The Election Anymore, But I Think Some People Are Misconstruing

Kaminari going to the dentist: Hope I don’t embarrass myself

The dentist making idle conversation: How are you feeling?

Kaminari: Gay

Kaminari had an idea

Kaminari: So I had an idea

Mina: Kaminari saying I had an idea has become the opening to too many shenanagins now.

Kaminari: No this one's good

Mina: What is it?

Kaminari: So to get rid of Minet-

Kirishima: I thought you were his friend?

Kaminari: Can I finish? Anyways we'll either need the help of Aizawa or Bakugou-

Bakugou: Why me?

Kaminari: I was about to explain. Anyways so you'll have to wear a dress to-

Sero: Who's wearing a dress?

Kaminari: Bakugou or Aizawa. We're trying to get rid of Mineta.

Sero: I volunteer.

Kaminari: Alright anyway-

Aizawa: Someone informed me Kaminari had an idea.

Kaminari: I give up.

A conversation between my friends:

Person A: *eating m&ms*

Person B: hey! I called the m&ms in your mouth!

Kaminari gets captured by the LOV

Shigaraki: What do you know about UA?

Kaminari: Nothing important.

Toga: Izuku?

Kaminari: Midoriya is the dekusquad's problem.

Twice: Do you know about the hero comitee? That was a stupid question!

Kaminari: I got nada.

Dabi; Do you know anything?

Kaminari: Not really. I'm the idiot bi you see.

Hi tumblr, a few things on spirits after my possession by an eldritch witch that caused me to write a song.

The witch and song aren’t important they just helped me realize ideal spirit environments.

Spirits are attracted to ideas or experiences they can relate to or latch on to. They also prefer neurodivergent people because neurotypical people tend to block them out. Hopes this helps you and your spirit!

y'all know the wizard maze uquiz, right? (if not, here)

i genuinely started crying when i thought i had to leave <3 but THEN !!!!

pure bliss. i will never leave. i love my wizard friends

You thought the prank wars were over but you were wrong.

Mina: Will you quit?

Sero, with a long suffering sigh: What now?

Kaminari, gleefully pointing to a sheep: Fluffy horse with long ears.

Mina: He’s intentionally misidentifying creators to annoy me.

Kaminari, pointing to dark shadow: What a weird dog.

The difficult part is the melting ice causes floods, which are now your job to stop.

Ice, snow and darkness is all you’ve ever known. Your family has navigated the boundless glaciers for generations, where life is rare and hardness is what keeps you alive. One morning you awake, and a great ball of flame has risen over the horizon. Summer is coming.

one of the most important things, perhaps the most important thing I have learned in my life is that nice people can fuck each other up in monstrous ways. people can be bone deep kind and loving and self reflective and still lash out under pressure. people can be earnestly neighbourly and charitable and hospitable and generous and still find themselves in situations where they become selfish. people can be well meaning and easygoing and gregarious and hold deep seated opinions that turn them into vicious little bullies under the right conditions. nobody is just one thing, and nobody stays one way. every person is a kaleidoscope and they will surprise you. you will surprise yourself. it's not a warning and it's not a judgement and it's not an excuse, and it's certainly not a reason to stop trying or to stop trusting. it is just a fact.