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Hi tumblr, a few things on spirits after my possession by an eldritch witch that caused me to write a song.

The witch and song aren’t important they just helped me realize ideal spirit environments.

Spirits are attracted to ideas or experiences they can relate to or latch on to. They also prefer neurodivergent people because neurotypical people tend to block them out. Hopes this helps you and your spirit!

You, of course, decide to be as close to a dragon as possible.

You die, and wake up in a chair with a screen in front of you. It reads “Congratulations on being the 100 billionth person to die! As a reward, you get to customize your body, choose your skills, traits, etc for your next reincarnation! Once you finish, click “REINCARNATE”.

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

Mina: How are you an idiot during class yet you work well on the fly?

Kaminari: Well it’s probably that adrenaline allows my brain to function how it should and because school only works for neurotypical people but no one will ever do anything about it.

Everyone: 😦

I personally am a crop top person but that’s just me

Kaminari: Someone just tried to pay me to charge their phone. They were like ”You’re Chargebolt right? I’ll give you 5 dollars to charge my phone” First of all it is nice to be recognized second of all sure.

Bakugou: You’re a moron

Kaminari: I prefer the term ‘low on braincells’

Girl who doesn’t think a jock is cool and ends up with him is OUT. Lesbian who knocks a jock down a few pegs is IN.

(bonus if everyone ships them but they’re just solidarity)

(extra bonus if she’s a bigger jock than he is)

Bakugou: ARSON!

Aizawa: No

Bakugou: Okay but consider: using it against villains

Aizawa: Still a hard no

Iida: I'm sorry Midoriya, that's a point on the bad decision board.

Kaminari: I'M STILL WINNING!!

Kirishima tackling Bakugou: NOT FOR LONG!