Mina: Im Going To Kill The Mango Man

Quit giving gay guys the plot of being dumb and not realizing their feelings aren’t platonic while giving the lesbians the tragic romances. Every lesbian I know is dumb as bricks and doesn’t know you’re flirting unless you ask them out on a date and specify it’s a date. Meanwhile gay guys will speed run the five stages of grief about their crushes because they’ve decided that even if their feelings were returned the romance would ruin them both.

You’re depicting the types of stupidity in gay people wrong and I’m tired of trying to find accurate gay and lesbian fiction that reflects the struggles of reality.

Everyone thank our favorite fan site and remember to donate every time it comes around

hey ao3 can you like give the extra $38k you made from this month’s funds drive to charity

The people (my mother) hate me for my weird cat-like ways of showing affection and the crimes against humanity

Kirishima: Im going to McDonalds

Bakugou: With who?

Kirishima: Kam—

Bakugou: No

All Might: Everyone is like ’oh how sad you live with chronic pain’

All Might: Jokes on you it became the norm and now I only really feel it in bad days

Class 1A: There are several causes for concern here

Dramatic gestures all my ships have done in honor of valentines:

Kiribaku - Bakugou prepared a three course meal and served it by candlelight. Kirishima set up a hike with a romantic ending.

Kamisero - Sero found Kaminari’s favorite flowers and decorated his dorm. Kaminari put on a show to ask him out with music and choreography (Mina helped).

Momojirou - Momo handmade her a dress. Jirou wrote her a song.

bonus -

EraserMic - For his proposal Mic found a quiet place out of the way where no one would see them and had a romantic dinner.

Feel free to reblog with your own Headcannons and ships!

Luka, holding his head in his hands and sighing dreamily: its just. I saw the captain fighting fragmentum and hes so cool. He just punches! Have you seen how he punches????? I need to get him to fight me. Do you think he'd agree to fight me???

Sampo: gepard usually trains with some of the new recruits around 8am every morning and spars with them. I could sell you a silvermane uniform for a modest price to get you in--

Seele: Sampo why do you know that. Why the fuck do you have a uniform--

Luka: is impersonating a guard illegal?

Seele: luka no

No I will not stay in my corner, thanks for asking! you can Die!

Sometimes Tumblr gives you the option to boop people and now you and your friend are at war spamming each other’s boop buttons and notifications

(@whateverwhocares6)

It’s me. I’m the consequences. Count your days because they are numbered.

i am being hunted by a persistence predator called the consequences of my actions