Aizawa: I Don’t Care For These New Villains And You Can Quote Me On That.

Bakugo: Does this disturb you?

Mina: That’s kinds hot actually

Iida: You need Jesus

Since most of tumblr doesnt like the cruela movie I have a rewrite suggestions so buckle up boys and girls.

- Cruela is an orphan

- still has two male friends, they meet when they try and fail to pickpocket her

- become the heist trio

- cruela has fashion dreams

- fashion designer does something Cruela hates and she wants to show anger

- begs friends to do heist

- they plan a big heist and pull it off

- heists start getting bigger and bigger

- really big heist that Cruela believe will help her start her own fashion business

- they do the heist

- business costs more than anticipate, steals part of the cash from other two

- falling out, argument about treating them like henchmen and Cruela says she’s the brains behind it

- they leave and cruela plans a new heist with hired help to prove she can

- they’re stealing a rare animal

- starts doing more and more heists for clothing stuff and shows empire growth

- ends her planning to steal 101 dalmations.

- heists and damage metaphor for capitalism or something you decide

what do you think?

Iida learning to drive: Okat I have to do this perfectly or we all die

Bakugou learning to drive: Yipee kei yay morons

to all my followers: you still arent getting your bones back.

Bakugou: What did I do to deserve this?

Midoriya: I have an alphabetized list

Sometimes Tumblr gives you the option to boop people and now you and your friend are at war spamming each other’s boop buttons and notifications

(@whateverwhocares6)

*laughs because it's a joke, but then someone comments on your fanfiction and it's the best day of your life*

My friend: Hey [name], what do you think? [name]? [name]?

Me, forcibly pulling myself away from the universe where I rule as god: Yeah what is it?