Kaminari: One Word To Describe Me. Go-

Girl who doesn’t think a jock is cool and ends up with him is OUT. Lesbian who knocks a jock down a few pegs is IN.

(bonus if everyone ships them but they’re just solidarity)

(extra bonus if she’s a bigger jock than he is)

Before you were anything, you were a mother.

When the universe began it was you, and the earth was the first of your children. The seas, the skies, everything that walked the earth was your precious offspring. Humanity, however, were the children you were closest with, made in your own image.

The earth could not remain young forever, and as it grew it began to become too much for you to handle on your own. And so, like every god must, you collected followers. Humans who would take responsibility to do your work. In exchange you promised to reward them, giving them whatever they desired.

Children, however, are imperfect, and humanity is no exception. When promised whatever they want selfishness begins to take over, and time and time again that selfishness has stung. For every three steps forward your followers took to helping you maintain the earth, they took one step back with their selfish wishes. Eventually it felt like a chore, to reward them. It no longer felt like a gift to your children but a betrayal of them. Still, a promise is a promise.

When your next follower came forth to receive their gift, you were already prepared for the worst. They had suffered greatly, and those who suffer greatly have the most pain to inflict back on the world. It comes as a surprise, however, when they instead ask for the warmth of a parent’s embrace.

When you wrap your arms around your follower, this broken child whose only desire is to be loved, you begin to remember. You begin to remember that while humans can be selfish and broken they are still your children who wish for guidance and love. You remember that your followers are still young in the eyes of the universe, and do not know how to not be creatures focused on themselves. You remember and you forgive, and you remind yourself and the earth that you are the mother of everything.

Before you were anything, you were a mother, and a mother you shall stay until the end of time.

You are a patron deity that physically appears before your followers in order to reward them for loyal service. Usually, they like to fulfill their darkest desires, so you’re completely caught off guard when one of them asks to feel "the embrace of a parent."

"Pride month is over"

WRONG! Your pride month is over! Me and all the other disabled queers are having pride month two: disability edition

Sero: Being the responsible one is so funny. There are definitely people more responsible than me but they would rather have a decent life than care for a bunch of goblins so it's just a bunch of feral gremlins cared for by a slightly less feral gremlin.

@tazzykiki How DARE you be this funny. That’s my job.

Bakugou, collapsing on the couch: Kirishima could kill me and I would thank him.

Jirou: I feel your pain. Momo giggled and I apologized.

Sero, laying facedown on the floor: Kaminari texted me I was a good friend and I wrote a love poem.

Mina: It's OK my disaster gays.

Mina: People need to stop bullying us idiots. Just because I’m not the brightest doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings!

Bakugou: I don’t care about those feelings, I care about your stupidity.

“cory booker is not actually accomplishing anything” I need you to stop being a pessimistic hag every second of ur life. u can be disillusioned. u can wish there was more done already. but this is SOMETHING!! he has broken the longest senate speech record and has been standing up for americans (and against a fascist racist oligarchy) for over 25 hours straight. hundreds of millions have and are watching him. HE is the news cycle. he is reading democratic and republican testimonies alike. people are hearing him, whether they chose to or are forced to!!!!!!! will it solve all our problems? no. but it is a Spark that will hopefully catch flame

I personally am a crop top person but that’s just me

Good afternoon girl, I am being harassed by bot accounts

Mina: Hey Kaminari you can play the electric guitar right? Play something!

Kaminari: I don’t know, I’m not that good..

Sero: Please?

*five minutes later* The Bakusquad: GOING OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAIN!!