Shinsou: Sleep Is Meaningless. There Is Only Exhaustion.

Joint class study study session

Pony, who has a strong American accent: Thrust

Kaminari: What?

Pony: The duck use it, the geese use it. Thrust.

Kaminari: I swear she’s speaking Japanese.

Momo: (sigh) thrust, Kaminari

Kaminari: Ohh yeah thrust.

(quote from Chicken Run)

Kaminari had an idea

Kaminari: So I had an idea

Mina: Kaminari saying I had an idea has become the opening to too many shenanagins now.

Kaminari: No this one's good

Mina: What is it?

Kaminari: So to get rid of Minet-

Kirishima: I thought you were his friend?

Kaminari: Can I finish? Anyways we'll either need the help of Aizawa or Bakugou-

Bakugou: Why me?

Kaminari: I was about to explain. Anyways so you'll have to wear a dress to-

Sero: Who's wearing a dress?

Kaminari: Bakugou or Aizawa. We're trying to get rid of Mineta.

Sero: I volunteer.

Kaminari: Alright anyway-

Aizawa: Someone informed me Kaminari had an idea.

Kaminari: I give up.

Your Pathetic Bisexual Not Wanting Therapy?

Here’s what to do!

(This does not just apply to bisexuals)

First, give them a stuffed animal and make sure they’re cuddled up tight!

next, wrap them in a blanket and make sure they can’t escape!

Finally, look up therapy resources and begin to go through them! One of the ones I’ve used is a trauma workbook linked here (it’s for children but sometimes there is little difference)

Parents continue to roast people better than we ever could.

Mom: Why does my child always act like something from out of a Stephen King novel?

Dad: Because she’s a clown (like the one from IT)

Tsuyu: All I want is cuddles and all I get is struggles.

Mina: Look at Kaminari go. I wonder what he’s listening to.

Bakugou: Probably something stupid

Kaminari’s headphones

Shigaraki: You can’t do that! There are rules!

Dabi: Literally the only rule in this household is break rules.

Sero: Kaminari where are you?

Kaminari, over the phone: I’m in the league of villains base executing a plan I made in the Burger King drive through

Sero: And?

Kaminari: I was not aware my plans worked.

Sero: oh mY GOSH

Response to homophobia 3

Homophobe: God hates the gays!

Kaminari: If he keeps my boyfriend out of heaven he’s going to have a lot to answer for.