Kaminari, Trying To Be Cool: *flips Sunglasses From His Head To His Face*

Bakugou: Why must you respond to everything?

Kaminari: I've discovered it's the best way to avoid existential dread. Is that a pidgin?

Midoriya: Did you know pineapples are berries?

Aizawa, tired: Put that cursed knowledge back where it came from

Random Writing Prompt 5

You get very, very lost hiking and end up entering the fairy dimension. Two fae find you and decide you are cute. Now, they're fighting for who gets to keep you while you are trying to think of how to get home.

just realized that in order for my fics to be finished and posted, I’d have to actually write them myself. shocking.

"Pride month is over"

WRONG! Your pride month is over! Me and all the other disabled queers are having pride month two: disability edition

Kirishima: Bakugou and I had a fight :(

Kaminari: And you want advice from me?

Kirishima: Yeah?

Kaminari: All I can tell you is what not to do and there is an extensive list.

u are all so so loved by me

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

Uraraka: Honestly tired of the gays making out everywhere. Saw Kaminari and Sero kissing in the lunch room, Kirishima and Bakugou kissing in the hall, Momo and Jirou kissing in the dorms.

Mina: You're just mad because you're single.

Uraraka, crying: Shut up!

The dot is the villain, of course. As much as they will deny it, they have loved the hero despite the fact they foiled them at every turn.

With the hero chained up, the villain unveils their masterpiece: a weapon that tracks everyone who loves the hero before obliterating them. The map powers on. “Wait. There’s just one dot.” The Villain says. “…Someone loves me?” The hero replies with hope.