Midoriya: It’s now illegal to be mean to me
Bakagou: Guess I’m going to jail
Kaminari: I’ve seen things
Sero: You’re too short and I’m too tired for this
1 - Knows exactly who they are and loves them anyways and the one who is desperately hiding their true self. Knows who they are starting out holding it over their head for leverage and ends up helping them hide.
2 - The one who knows all the books and movies and the one who knows no references, what's a reference? They fall for each other on A's quest to teach B.
3 - The quiet reader and the 'don't bother them or I'll fight you'
4 - The collector and the one who shyly goes this made me think of you
5 - The artist and their "muse" who, to everyone else, is just a normal person
6 - The idealist and the one who has made it their goal to help the idealist, even though they know how cruel the world is.
7 - The sports kid who's in denial and the "I'm punk, not emo" kid who doesn't want to deal with their crisis.
8 - The himbo, the himbecile, and the one who is teaching them things (bonus if "Im only teaching them because if I don't they'll be a problem")
9 - The one who gets way ahead of themselves and infodumps and their 'translator'
10 - The one who knows everything and the one who 'does it for the vine'. All-knowing WILL rearrange everything so their gremlin can do their goofy things safe from harm.
11 - The hated prophet and the one who shelters them. "They only said what they saw. It's not their fault you didn't like it/didn't listen"
12 - The one who tries to be smooth and the gremlin who ruins their one-liners.
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Quit giving gay guys the plot of being dumb and not realizing their feelings aren’t platonic while giving the lesbians the tragic romances. Every lesbian I know is dumb as bricks and doesn’t know you’re flirting unless you ask them out on a date and specify it’s a date. Meanwhile gay guys will speed run the five stages of grief about their crushes because they’ve decided that even if their feelings were returned the romance would ruin them both.
You’re depicting the types of stupidity in gay people wrong and I’m tired of trying to find accurate gay and lesbian fiction that reflects the struggles of reality.
Kaminari: Bakugou, I’m sorry about everything I’ve ever said about your mom.
Bakugou: You should be! But also, why?
Kaminari, pulling up a photo of a magazine cover: That’s my mother on there! My mother! They describe her as ‘hot’ in one article MULTIPLE TIMES! My mother!
Bakugou, laughing: This is karma coming to get you.
Prank war continues
Kaminari: If I hear another song that has to do with electricity I will commit arson
Sero: Mina’s vengeance?
Kaminari: Yes. I now have a new prank to plan.
I hate disassociating when I’m trying to do things that require active consciousness/control because my brain wants to check out and I’m like “No we have Tasks” and so to be a brat my brain says “fine but you’ll have to think about every little thing you want your body to do”
Wanna buy some gender? We got half genders, whole genders, genders across the spectrum, and genders not even known to humans yet.
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