Mina: I'm not afraid of your wrath!
Bakugou: You should be.
Stab a politician day!!!!
Kaminari: *Is sad because he had a successful plan that didn't make a difference*
The remaining Bakusquad and the rest of 1A: *Fighting in the background*
Kaminari, who had an idea: Shut up!
*everyone stops, surprised he was rude*
Art challenge: Take your favorite movie and turn the poster into one of those Barbie movies
no because when everything everywhere all at once said “‘alone I’m useless’ ‘everyone’s useless alone. good thing we’re not alone.’” and “in another life, i would have loved to have just done laundry and taxes with you” and “you think i am naive. i’ve been alive just as many years as you. this [love] is how i fight” and “of all the places i could be, I just want to be here with you” and-
Sometimes Tumblr gives you the option to boop people and now you and your friend are at war spamming each other’s boop buttons and notifications
(@whateverwhocares6)
Iida: We’ll I think it’s lovely.
Bakugou: Who talks like that? Are you some Victorian maiden? I’m going to stab you.
*sigh of the long suffering*
Alright, here we go.
Keeps getting back on despite getting injuries and cracked helmets multiple times.
Can get Very Expensive Very Fast
Requires constant maintenance
Someone always has a story of how someone they knew died that way
Surprised to see someone of the opposite gender doing their activity
Also weirdly into someone of the opposite gender doing their activity
Commonly mislabeled personality-wise (Horse girls tend to be down to earth, bikers tend to be silly, etc.)
Somewhat high chances of death
Once you have one you want more
Adrenaline junkies
Biker boys and horse girls are the same genre of people and if anyone reblogs I’ll elaborate
Kirishima: Im going to McDonalds
Bakugou: With who?
Kirishima: Kam—
Bakugou: No
Characters whose naiveness is a form of protest, my beloved. Who know that there are dark things below but refuse to look down. Who will not let you take this last bit of childishness from them. Who are doomed by their unwillingness to acknowledge the darkness. Who everyone knows will be destroyed for holding on to something they could never truly have. Who are playing at normalcy and foolishness to avoid having to face the music.
You may not be a child, may not have ever been a child, will not ever get to be a child. The darkness with taint anything resembling a childhood, no matter how much you shelter yourself. Yet I will love you anyway, and I hope that you can slowly begin to look through your fingers, to remove your hands from your eyes. I hope you learn to acknowledge and deconstruct the darkness, because I love that you will not let the darkness take any more.
Love writing an absolute war crime of a fanfic. I did zero research outside of the one Special Interest aspect of this fic. I am purposefully mischaracterizing your fave to have a plot. I have entirely disregarded canon. The best part? I don’t care if anyone likes it because I’m only writing it to get the words to exit my brain.
Wanna buy some gender? We got half genders, whole genders, genders across the spectrum, and genders not even known to humans yet.
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