Me online: Sitting in the corner, making posts, occasionally causing discourse.
Me IRL: I hate people and the world and down with the billionares and leave me alone
Iida after Midoriya injures himself again: this is why we can’t have nice things
Midoriya: Iida you are a great friend but if I here that phrase from you again I will slam your head into a wall.
Mina: I’m the single friend that gives out romantic advice but will never have a relationship.
Kaminari: I’ve never seen you try for a relationship?
Mina: No, I’m fine being single, it’s just kinda ironic, innit?
Kaminari: Do people actually have genders? Are you not just using pronounce out of convenience?
Mina: Is this your way of having a gender crisis?
The dot is the villain, of course. As much as they will deny it, they have loved the hero despite the fact they foiled them at every turn.
With the hero chained up, the villain unveils their masterpiece: a weapon that tracks everyone who loves the hero before obliterating them. The map powers on. “Wait. There’s just one dot.” The Villain says. “…Someone loves me?” The hero replies with hope.
You are deaf and work on a lighthouse by the shore, since you are the only one who can do the job without being affected by sirens trying to counteract you. One day you catch one trying to break the light.
no because when everything everywhere all at once said “‘alone I’m useless’ ‘everyone’s useless alone. good thing we’re not alone.’” and “in another life, i would have loved to have just done laundry and taxes with you” and “you think i am naive. i’ve been alive just as many years as you. this [love] is how i fight” and “of all the places i could be, I just want to be here with you” and-
that feeling when you’re losing yourself to a new hyper fixation but have a fic you’re writing from an old hyperfixation that’s really good but you’re bad at self management so you’re scared it will never get done.
Bakusquad in the summer!
Kaminari: He wears his hair in a tiny pony tail and practically lives in the pool.
Bakugou: His quirk goes off all the time. There is little difference in winter and summer clothes except he wears shorts instead of jeans.
Kirishima: He almost never wears his hair up and instead uses a headband. Shirtless half the time.
Sero: An insane amount of hair clips to keep his hair out of the way. He wears the largest tank tops with shorts and has a skater vibe.
Mina: Headband and hair clips. Trying to convince Sero to put his hair up. She has a collection of sundresses.
Wanna buy some gender? We got half genders, whole genders, genders across the spectrum, and genders not even known to humans yet.
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