SHHHHHHHHH

Literally any two people will be arguing and I WILL dramatically go “The girls are figtinggg” to immediately make myself the common enemy. It works so well. No more argument, only disgust for the little guy in the corner who just said those words.

Mina: -kinda like Dracula

Kaminari: Saw that movie.

Midoriya: Read that book.

(from Ghosts of the Shadow Market)

KamiSero meeting

Kaminari: *points to Sero* You

Sero: What?

Kaminari: You are going to help me annoy all the people.

Tokoyami: Would anyone else be willing to join me in summoning a demon in the spirit of the American holiday Halloween?

Class 1a: Yes

Iida: As long as you do it responsibly!

Happy Halloween

Kirishima, about his gym membership upgrade: There are many advantages to being an elite gymnast

Mina: That’s not what gymnast means but I would like to see where this is going

Aizawa: I’m concerned for you Bakugou. You don’t have many friends.

Bakugou: You’re right. I have 4 idiots.

Aizawa: *sigh* why do I even try?

Iida: I have to draw the line somewhere!

Midoriya: Now? It's too late. You've already attempted murder.

My friend sent me this with a "this made me think of you."

I feel so seen.