Kirishima: How Close Is Too Close?

Kirishima, about his gym membership upgrade: There are many advantages to being an elite gymnast

Mina: That’s not what gymnast means but I would like to see where this is going

My friend sent me this with a "this made me think of you."

I feel so seen.

Villain: Time is an illusion and the universe is a scam! Why are you still playing at good?

Deku: Because being mean makes me feel bad.

Bakugou: Did he just..?

Mina, jokingly: The entirety of human philosophy right there

Iida, holding Midoriya and Todoroki on a leash: So how well do your gremlins do on a walk? Uraraka and Tsuyu are free to wander but these two need supervision

Sero, holding Kaminari’s hand, with Mina and Kirishima on tape leashes, Bakugou on Kirishima’s shoulders: Please End Me

Bakugou: Why must you respond to everything?

Kaminari: I've discovered it's the best way to avoid existential dread. Is that a pidgin?

Aizawa: a long time ago there was peace.

Aizawa: Then this annoyance invaded my life

Hizashi: Love you too!

i wanna talk about this shot

Response to homophobia 1

Homophobe: God hates gays

Bakugou: If he hates me that much he can peel himself off his throne of lies and fight me.

Fic Im working on that I want someone to take from me because I have 3 WIPs

I just want a more talented author to take this off my hands. It’s not going well.

Emanator Sampard

Becoming an emanator is a two way street. You have to get the gaze of an Aeon and then accept the power they grant you (like how the trailblazer had to actually take the lance)

Qlipoth wants Gepard as an emanator since he’s a great protector, sacrifices himself for Belobog, etc.

Gepard does not want to become an emanator and spread Qlipoth’s will. He wants to stay in Belobog and protect it and his family

Gepard is also being terrible about this whole thing. He’s given up on being civil and is basically biting at Qlipoth’s hand

Qlipoth is frustrated but stubborn

Enter Aha, who shows up to bother Qlipoth

Offers to help (for the chaos ofc)

Qlipoth accepts

Aha sends their emanator (Sampo) to go convince Gepard

Whoops they are now thrown together due to Aeon Shenanigans

They learn about each other as Sampo tries to convince Gepard and they fall in love? Somewhere along the way?

Kaminari had an idea

Kaminari: So I had an idea

Mina: Kaminari saying I had an idea has become the opening to too many shenanagins now.

Kaminari: No this one's good

Mina: What is it?

Kaminari: So to get rid of Minet-

Kirishima: I thought you were his friend?

Kaminari: Can I finish? Anyways we'll either need the help of Aizawa or Bakugou-

Bakugou: Why me?

Kaminari: I was about to explain. Anyways so you'll have to wear a dress to-

Sero: Who's wearing a dress?

Kaminari: Bakugou or Aizawa. We're trying to get rid of Mineta.

Sero: I volunteer.

Kaminari: Alright anyway-

Aizawa: Someone informed me Kaminari had an idea.

Kaminari: I give up.