Some days you want to have a gf with a really wild aesthetic and sometimes you want to be the gf with a wild aesthetic.
Quit giving gay guys the plot of being dumb and not realizing their feelings aren’t platonic while giving the lesbians the tragic romances. Every lesbian I know is dumb as bricks and doesn’t know you’re flirting unless you ask them out on a date and specify it’s a date. Meanwhile gay guys will speed run the five stages of grief about their crushes because they’ve decided that even if their feelings were returned the romance would ruin them both.
You’re depicting the types of stupidity in gay people wrong and I’m tired of trying to find accurate gay and lesbian fiction that reflects the struggles of reality.
*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...
but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu
this has been a psa
Tokoyami: May you live out your days in spite and hatred
Bakugoi: Joke’s on you, those are my most powerful motivators.
Kaminari: I am not at all feminine.
Kaminari, doing Mina's makeup: I am the epitome of everything masculine
Kaminari, wearing a skirt and doing his eyeliner: The only person manlier than me is Kiri
Kaminari, playing princess with Eri: I have no clue why you all think I'm feminine in any way.
Sero: Kaminari please
Kaminari: No, Sero, he called me a girl.
Midoriya, sobbing: I SAID I WAS SORRY
*sigh of the long suffering*
Alright, here we go.
Keeps getting back on despite getting injuries and cracked helmets multiple times.
Can get Very Expensive Very Fast
Requires constant maintenance
Someone always has a story of how someone they knew died that way
Surprised to see someone of the opposite gender doing their activity
Also weirdly into someone of the opposite gender doing their activity
Commonly mislabeled personality-wise (Horse girls tend to be down to earth, bikers tend to be silly, etc.)
Somewhat high chances of death
Once you have one you want more
Adrenaline junkies
Biker boys and horse girls are the same genre of people and if anyone reblogs I’ll elaborate
once I figure out how to pop my shoulders properly it’s over for you clowns
I actually love hearing about reformed people's stories. I love hearing about people who were in toxic communities or people who used to objectively be dickheads talking about how they got out of that. How they made themselves better.
I hate how most people's initial reaction to stories like that are things like:
"How could you have ever done those things?!" "Oh my god, you believed those things?!" "Well it doesn't un-do the harm you did!"
People incessantly advocate for change but then refuse to allow people who have changed the grace of being acknowledged and given opportunities and chances.
I love hearing about ex-antis talking about how they don't spend their days being angry and sending death threats anymore.
I love hearing about ex-homophobes who realized there's no magic law about what is "natural."
I love reformed bullies talking about how they made amends with their victims and spend their days being considerate of others.
You can't scream about wanting people to change but then expect them to spend the rest of their lives stuck in the past and on who they used to be. You can't expect people to spend the entire rest of their lives grovelling and apologizing and demeaning themselves.
Instead of clinging to who they were, latch onto who they are.
Ask how they got out of it. Commend them on changing. Enjoy that there's one less cause of harm in the world.
Mystery potion!
(It took me far too long to figure out how to draw the bottle shape)
The message was posted on all social media platforms: "In one week, the richest person in the world will die, and every month after that, it will happen to the next one, and again, and again, and again..."
Kaminari: Bad news, Aizawa locked us out of the gym and left his keys in there
Kaminari: Good news, we don't have to wait for one of the other teachers to let us in.
Kaminari: Bad news, Aizawa is concerned why I know how to pick locks. I can't bear to explain how eight year old me thought it was a good way to get friends
Kaminari: Good news, a cute girl saw me do it and might think it's cool
Kaminari: Bad news, it's Jirou, she's a lesbian, and she's seen me fall out a tree after I short circuited, cry because a deer was too small, and knows I can ride a unicycle.
Wanna buy some gender? We got half genders, whole genders, genders across the spectrum, and genders not even known to humans yet.
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