After discovering this, they all decide to go their separate ways. Years later, the seamstress and lord's daughter (now an official lady) meet again.
An apprentice seamstress falls head-over-heels in love with a page boy for her lord. The page boy has his eyes set on the lords daughter. The daughter has fallen hard for the seamstress. Their parents are well aware of the situation and are letting it all play out as a cruel entertainment.
Kaminari: Bakugou, I’m sorry about everything I’ve ever said about your mom.
Bakugou: You should be! But also, why?
Kaminari, pulling up a photo of a magazine cover: That’s my mother on there! My mother! They describe her as ‘hot’ in one article MULTIPLE TIMES! My mother!
Bakugou, laughing: This is karma coming to get you.
Mystery potion!
(It took me far too long to figure out how to draw the bottle shape)
Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting
Mina: Hide me!
Bakugou: Why?
Mina: I made Kaminari actually mad and now I’m going to die.
Sero: Actually mad? Yikes.
bakugou: Why are you scared? It’s Dunce Face.
Midoriya: You know the saying. Demons run-
Sero: Where good men go to war. Yeah Kaminari is scary when he’s mad.
Kaminari, entering the room with a glare that could kill: You better run Mina.
Bakugou: I completely understand.
Mina: What should I do when people are flirting with me and I don’t want them to?
Kaminari: Either say in the most toddler voise possible “this is harassment” or chant “gay gay homosexual gay”
Whoever summoned me needs to release me from this mortal prison so I can go back to the fiery pit from which I came.
Friend A: SO apparently Chinese mythology has mpreg
Friend B: Ain’t that an image format?
Me: JPEG?!?!?
Bonus:
Friend B: Mythology is just really old fanfiction
A second workbook made for teens:
Your Pathetic Bisexual Not Wanting Therapy?
Here’s what to do!
(This does not just apply to bisexuals)
First, give them a stuffed animal and make sure they’re cuddled up tight!
next, wrap them in a blanket and make sure they can’t escape!
Finally, look up therapy resources and begin to go through them! One of the ones I’ve used is a trauma workbook linked here (it’s for children but sometimes there is little difference)
Wanna buy some gender? We got half genders, whole genders, genders across the spectrum, and genders not even known to humans yet.
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