Telling Siri Your Name Is “Babe”

I have nothing to say

I just wanted everyone to feel looked after

If your looking for reasons to stay, here I am

talk to me

please

talk to me

for the love of any and all deities that may be out there

Your self harm isn’t helping

This isn’t coping

Stay with me

Ps my pronouns and flags

They/them and ask for she/he bc it depends

Pride month time! Tag yourself!

If you have seen these sort of tiktoks before, you will know this this was, in fact, incredibly counterproductive, and I nearly had a panic attack. A lot of these tiktoks had a weird, robotic sounding, clunky version of the song “Daisy, Daisy,” which brings us to my conclusion: 1.) If you are feeling disconnected from yourself, your body, and your surroundings, do NOT, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES watch weirdcore/dreamcore tiktoks and 2.) Hearing the previously mention version of “Daisy, Daisy” causes me to nearly stroke out, and I do not like it

Ok but hearing the robotic version of “Daisy, Daisy” triggers the release of adrenaline in my body and I don’t like it

Dear PETA

Please, stop shoving the cries of my favorite animal into my ear holes

Thanks,

A sensitive prick

That is what I was going for. Remember to tell all the transphobes and TERFs in your life to eat a cactus, because it couldn’t possibly make them any more of a prick! :)

Man Fuck being told to calm down. I’m fucking ANGRY and you can’t stop me. I hope Pukicho smites you

Do we need to take another look at Yahoo?

genuinely the funniest news headline ive ever seen

I am not a “girl” or a “boy,” I am a Bastard and your genders can’t contain me

So uhh… earlier my sister told me looked like a boy to try to insult me, but I just said thanks lmao

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He what now?

i feel like we as a society never properly addressed the fact that ryan reynolds just runs a cell service company now