Her:- Seems like you work out. [ME sitting in the office hallway] Me:- Ya my boss doesn't really like me.
Somewhere out there is a bird which is flying in a pattern which says 'fuck u'.
Do u ever remember a good post and u start typing and then u forget what it was like the other day I was getting my......
So if guys have a wand aren't we all Harry potter????
Do u ever just like phase out and like lay there doing nothing thinking about how did someone designed spoons
Last night I saw a kid sitting in a corner crying.
I asked him what happened. He told me he didn't want to study and it was difficult and finals were approaching.
After that my parents caught the kid crying along with me.
Whenever i see my textbook why do I think this is going to be a Tumblr meme????
The only difference between Ellen and Instagram is the number of viewers.
Who saw a pineapple and thought that it was an apple with pines?
Internet banking is just dealing with programming instead of actual people who judge u on how much less money u r depositing.
good guy, straight, hey since u r here check out the rest of the stuff.
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