Driving to any music festival and listening to music with earphones in your ear is the equivalent of the third guy recording the porno movie
Whenever i see my textbook why do I think this is going to be a Tumblr meme????
WHAT IF the male version of amazon alexa would be called as Alexis.
Just overheard a conversation between a professor and a boy.
Professor (laughing):- These hollow pipes are used for blowing air.
Boy :- And mine is used for blowjobs.
Professor :- It is so sad that ur mother didn't do that job correctly otherwise you wouldn't be here.
Burn.
Okay why can't iron man just cut off the hand off thanos with the infinity gauntlet by the laser in his suit????
Give up and then get back up and then again give up.
Girls that are lesbians are better at getting girls than me.This is depressing.
good guy, straight, hey since u r here check out the rest of the stuff.
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