Driving To Any Music Festival And Listening To Music With Earphones In Your Ear Is The Equivalent Of

Driving to any music festival and listening to music with earphones in your ear is the equivalent of the third guy recording the porno movie

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7 years ago

WHAT.

WHAT IF the male version of amazon alexa would be called as Alexis.


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7 years ago

Sickest burn

Just overheard a conversation between a professor and a boy.

Professor (laughing):- These hollow pipes are used for blowing air.

Boy :- And mine is used for blowjobs.

Professor :- It is so sad that ur mother didn't do that job correctly otherwise you wouldn't be here.

Burn.


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7 years ago

I just sat there thinking like how we haven't named our moon , we just call it moon like we have no name for it like earth has one moon the moon moon . Petition to name the moon dusty ass booi...


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7 years ago

Whenever they show in the movies that they are going on a date why do we pretend that it is not going to end with moans?


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7 years ago

Hey I got u

One million users and here am I talking to myself


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7 years ago

Even if water coolers provide us the temp difference of only 8° to 10° it seems like we are sitting in fucking Antarctica..


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