“can we have pizza?“
“yeah sure just get it out the freezer”
When did we go from Cartoon to ITune????
My cat whenever it decides to sleep on my lap.
Can someone just wrap me in an aluminium foil and keep me in the oven and burn me into the fucking void. I really need that shiny death
The only difference between Ellen and Instagram is the number of viewers.
Internet banking is just dealing with programming instead of actual people who judge u on how much less money u r depositing.
No one owns the copyright to ur brain.
I meant to write my phone memory but ya my brain is also full of cat pics.
90% of my memory is cat pics.
The police:- Sir u can't just lie in the middle of the road
Me (scrolling through ig and finishing my drink with pasta ):- just leave me alone John I am depressed
good guy, straight, hey since u r here check out the rest of the stuff.
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