This Is How Ur Father Spread That Pussy ....

What will u call a cat catcalling a female cat?????

What do u mean birds can sing. How the f**k can they sing .do they fucking turn into Beyonce ???? What does it meannnnnn..

Hey I hear u are the hottest single, wanna top my list???

Also we can only use about half of the total power of my senses. There are people who could use echolocation and fucking hear every single word in a room full of people.If we could utilize the total power of each of our senses we could be superhuman. But the only thing stopping me from becoming a fucking superhuman is that I am too lazy to get off Tumblr...

Ok listen closely.Humans can be fucking superheroes……..y? See our fucking mind utilises 10% of its full power - this is a fucking myth but I think so what they meant was humans can only control 10% of our body .I can’t fucking control their heartbeat and if I could possibly scale the highest peaks and deepest oceans. If I could control my fucking fat percentage i could eat a lot of burgers and pizzas and fucking walk around the entire Sahara desert. What the myth was that I could only control 10% of my body and if we could control the other 90% u know the entire world would be the flash.

I need a ad-block in real life.

The reason y cats and dogs get along is that the cat thinks that the dog is a weird cat and the dog thinks that the cat is a weird dog

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

Can we just think about the fact that in our solar system ri8 now anything could happen and we could go extinct .. we r living life on the brink of extinction .We r basically baby dinosaurs with big hands.....

You are using it wrong

I wonder I if the noises of bb8 in star wars are created by a guy with awful lot of cookies in his mouth......