In case I lose it..
where’s that css video of the guy who plants the bomb but then gets killed and the bots cant find the bomb to disarm so they just all scream at each other until it explodes
Mark my words.
A cold water swimming pool and u have enough salt in it that u are floating and sitting on top of the water easily and read and u have the best lighting in the entire world with music and snacks.
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
The only difference between Ellen and Instagram is the number of viewers.
U know u could totally fool someone by replacing the graphite lead inside a pencil with a refill of a pen and make it appear like u r writing with a pencil when u r really writing with a pen. Or vice versa.
Me: I am a cat person .
My cat : Sorry I am not a human cat. Take this shit out from the litter box so I can shit on ur couch.
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good guy, straight, hey since u r here check out the rest of the stuff.
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