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Can you imagine Sherlock handing out Halloween candy, though? Scoffing at all the kids’ costumes, deducing their parents right there on the doorstep, being like “yes, by all means, take that Snickers bar, I’ve heard anaphylactic shock is terribly pleasant—no, you idiot, put it back, you’re allergic to peanuts! Don’t you people teach your children anything?!” He’d limit everyone to one piece of candy and list off all the statistics he knows concerning childhood obesity.

But then a little girl would show up in a pirate costume and point her little plastic sword at him and say as fiercely as she can, “Arrr matey, hand over yer treasure!” And Sherlock would just stand there for a minute, his eyes narrowed slightly as he looks her over, and then he’d just dump all the candy in her bag, and she’d giggle and throw her arms around him and squeeze as tight as she could, and then he’d show her the proper way to brandish a sword and tell her she’d better practice for next year. Then she’d go on her way, and Sherlock would turn back to go inside and find John sitting on the stairs, watching him with the fondest expression, and Sherlock would just mutter, “Shut up” and sweep by him while John chuckles.

Hiii ilysm you're amazing :) Do you have any fic rec lists for fluffy bodyswaps or fake relationships thanks i hope i'm not wasting your time have an excellent day

ASDFASDF NONNY. I LOVE BODY SWAP FICS OKAY. I just wish there were more of them out there!

Here’s what I have:

Johnlock Body Swap by @tali-zora - When Sherlock switches John’s body, he can’t stop touching himself because GIANT JUNK. NSFW Obviously.

Inexplicable by emmagrant01 (E) - So what was in that matchbox, anyway? John and Sherlock find out, the hard way.

Supernova by buttcat (M) - John wakes up in Sherlock’s body. He’s a little too enthusiastic about it.

Plus, Alexxphoenix42 has a list here!

As for fake relationships, I’m working on another list right now, but for now you can check out Alexx’s list here, @johnandsherlocks’ got one here and a few on my tropes list here!

I love these tropes so much, and if you have one please add the story to my list!!

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

Hey! Could you suggest me any good soulmate fics? I've already read two and I got addicted. (Thank youuu!)

Hi Lovely!

I don’t have many, and I know I’m missing a couple because I can’t remember their names and they probably aren’t tagged on AO3, so I didn’t add them to this list (like I can’t remember for the life of me what the fic is where Sherlock has electricity powers and John is the one who can stabilize them for Sherlock… it’s bugging me because I’ve gone through my bookmarks like 7 times D:). ANYWAY, I have put some some soulmate AU’s on this rec list here before, but let’s make a strictly Soulmate AU list, yeah? 

So here are soulmate-ish fics! Please feel free, my friends, to add your own recs or let me know what that fic is I’m thinking of because it’s driving me cray, LOL.

SOULMATES AND SOUL BONDS

what’s in a name by flight815kitsune (NR, 1,285 w. || Soulmates AU) – There were some things you just knew. The name, if you were lucky enough to get one, was one of those things.

To Mend A Heart by dee-light (G, 1,472 w. || Magical Realism, Emotional H/C) – Hearts can be broken, and mended, and broken again. Good thing, then, that hearts are only the seat of all emotion, and not something Sherlock needs in order to live.

the fearful passage of death-mark’d love by flibbertygigget (T, 1,980 w. || Magical Realism, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Platonic Life Partners, Name Marks, Referenced Deaths) – The first time that John meets Sherlock Holmes, the younger man has his sleeves pushed up to his elbows, wrists bare of any hint of ink. Within 48 hours, John has added “Jefferson Hope” to his clavicle. (Or: The One Where, When You Kill Someone, Their Name Shows Up On Your Arm)

Upon Waking by joolabee (E, 3,901 w. || Mild Dub Con, Magical Realism, Angst, Somnophilia) – It sets on slow: John can only be awake while Sherlock sleeps, and vice versa. Their lives are codependent, but never meeting. Like a set of scales.

Winter of Life by You_Light_The_Sky (T, 5,178 w. || Christmas, Fluff & Angst, Magic Realism) – It was an experiment, really. On Christmas, Sherlock wrote to Santa asking for a friend. He got a broken toy soldier instead. This is the story of how he finds him again and again.

The Heart On Your Sleeve by flawedamythyst (T, 5,441 w. || Soulmate AU || Sherlock POV, Heartmarks, Pining, Fluff and Angst, Semi-S1 / S2 Canon Compliant, Reunion) – Sherlock stared at the imperfect circle on his left wrist in horror, then sat down on his bed with a bit of a thump. After over thirty years, his heartmark was finally showing activity. This was not good.

Finding John by orphan_account (T, 5,456 w. || Soul Bond AU, Symbolic Rings, Soul Mates) – Sherlock Holmes has met exactly twenty-four Johns in his life. They have all been the wrong John. He’s getting tired of waiting, staring at the inscription on his finger and wondering when his John will turn up, if ever. Part 1 of Inscriptions

The Best Picture of the Human Soul by SwissMiss (T, 5,779 w. || Magical Realism, Tattoos, Soulmates) – The stories of our lives are written on our skin. Part 1 of Imagines Moti

The Most Luminous of People by liriodendron (M, 10,979 w. || Synesthesia, Pre-Slash, Developing Romance, First Kiss) – In which Sherlock Holmes finds out what it’s like to truly want something, John Watson isn’t too bad at deductions, and everything gets a bit bright for a minute. Part 1 of Conductivity

The River Variations by withoutawish (T, 11,619 w. || Soulmates, Emotional Hurt / Comfort, Three Garridebs, Romance, Light Case Fic, Near Death Experience, Angst and Fluff) – John Watson never knew that he wanted a ‘no toast in the mornings’ normal until he realized what an honor it is to be destroyed by Sherlock Holmes.

With All My Heart by QuinnAnderson (E, 19,257 w. || Red Marks / Soulmates || Magical Realism, Growing Up, First Kiss / Time, Falling in Love) – AU in which every time a person falls in love, a red line like a tally mark appears on their wrist. Sherlock is determined to keep himself from ever gaining one of these marks for fear that love will corrode his mental faculties. Then he meets John Watson.

An Experiment in Apathy Series by belovedmuerto (G to E, 28,701 w. across 13 stories || Empath John, Empath-by-Proxy Sherlock, Epic Bromance Becomes Romance, Angst, Nightmares, Experiments, Trauma, Dreams) – “No man is an island, John. You less so than most.” A sequel to the EiE Series, wherein John and Sherlock explore their relationship.

The Soul Remembers by i_ship_an_armada (E, 43,636 w. || Oblivion AU || Post-Apocalypse, Movie Fusion, Science Fiction, Action/Adventure, Angst, Dreams, Bittersweet Ending) – John Watson is the lone security repairman stationed on a desolate, nearly-ruined future Earth. His dreams are plagued by a tall, dark-haired man, and when his dreams meet reality, he will be forced to question everything he believes is the truth about his life.

An Experiment in Empathy Series by belovedmuerto (T, 62,397 w. across 13 stories || Empath AU || Psychic John, Psychic-by-Proxy Sherlock, Empathy, Psychic Bond, Romance / Bromance) – In which John is an empath, Sherlock is Sherlock, and an epic bromance happens. In the aftermath of The Great Game, John creates an unexpected bond between himself and Sherlock. Now they have to learn how to deal with it. John is better at this than Sherlock is.

Bleed Me Out by antietamfalls (E, 87,987 w. || Vampire AU || Bonding, Vampire Sherlock, Fluff & Angst, H/C, John Whump, Magical Realism) – John isn’t exactly surprised to discover that Sherlock isn’t human. His vampirism doesn’t pose a problem, even when their relationship gradually grows into something more. That is, until a deadly revelation about John’s blood sends their lives spinning dangerously out of control.

Colors by Quesarasara (E, 140,537 w. || Pleasantville-Inspired AU || Soulmates, Colour Bonds, Alternating POV, Angst, Fluff, Pining, Case Fic, Medical Procedures) – Everyone on earth is born with eyes that see in black, white, and an endless series of greys. When you meet your soulmate, you finally see the world in color. We’re all searching for the person who brings color to our lives. John and Sherlock are no exception. Part 1 of The Colors ‘Verse

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Emergency Commissions!!!

Hi everybody!

After going through a Week of Hell that has my brother in the hospital and my cat with a broken leg requiring surgery ASAP, I’m opening up Emergency Commissions!

Above you’ll see my prices along with some more examples of my work, and here is my tumblr with more of my work and my patreon.

Some more information:

For mobile (in case you can’t see my prices)

Watercolor or Copics (inked and colored): $25

Photoshop: 

- Full Color - $25

- Flats - $20

Comics:

- Basic Photoshop - $15

- Pencil and ink - $10

- Full Color Photoshop - $25

Sketches: 

- Rough Pencil - $5

- Ink and Shaded - $10

I will draw:

OC’s

Fluff

Fanart (obviously)

Crossovers

Ships

I do draw NSFW, but nothing involving:

Blood/gore

Underage

Rape/Dub-con

When commissioning me about OC’s:

reference/description preferred, must be able to google refs if they are not provided

I have the right to refuse service

To commission me:

when you email me sarahtheartiste@gmail.com, please have the subject header be ‘commission’

payment is USD through PayPal

I must receive half payment before I start, and the rest once I’m finished.

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