Four years ago…
Damn it!
They kicked the dinner table over, using the temporary cover it provided to dive behind the couch.
Not that a couch or a table would really stop a bullet. It was more for the visual cover than anything. Harder to hit a target you can’t see. It would give them a chance to reload, at least.
They didn’t feel too bad about destroying the homeowner’s furniture. The room was a mess anyways. The picture hanging on the wall wasn’t even straight.
“Vanderwood?” The voice in his earpiece had a forced calm, like it was trying to sound professional. The hesitant rise in pitch at the end of their name gave them away.
Well, to them, at least. Vanderwood was pretty familiar with that voice by now. Just like they were starting to get familiar with the exact angle that stupid picture was off balance. Seriously, it was so uneven. How did the guy who lived here not notice?
“What is it, Zero Seven?” they asked, peeking out quickly from the couch to fire back at their attackers. They heard one fall to the ground with a pained shout.
“Did you find the papers?”
Vanderwood sighed. Well, half sigh, half groan of annoyance. If they’d found it, don’t you think they’d have left before people started shooting at them?
“Our info must have been bad, there’s nothing like that here.”
“Oh.” An awkward pause, broken up only by a faint clicking of keys. “You should probably get out then. Backup’s on the way. For them, not you. That’s what I was calling to tell you.” The kid was clearly nervous, which only confirmed the depth of shit Vanderwood was currently in. Great. “You should probably get out of there fast.”
“Thanks, genius.” Vanderwood usually tried not to be too harsh on the kid, but they were a little stressed about the whole imminent death thing.
…And it didn’t help that the stupid slanted picture was staring at them. Crookedly.
“Any chance of backup?” they asked, staring back at the offending picture.
“No one else is in the area…” They could hear a faint tapping in the background. 707′s nervous habit. “They’re coming in from the north, so you should head for the back door.”
“Understood.”
The line stayed open for a second longer, as though the kid wanted to say something else. But he didn’t. Vanderwood heard a ‘click’ as the line went dead, and turned back to face the problem at hand.
That stupid picture.
What? No! The whole ‘being trapped’ thing. That was their priority. Stop looking at the picture. Stop it.
They leaned out and shot at the doorway where the three men (two? They didn’t know if the one they’d shot was still there) were hiding, forcing them back into cover. They took the opening to run for the kitchen.
Right past the crooked picture.
It was so close. It was literally right there. If they just… reached out… and pushed it just a little…
The picture was straight. All was well. They had a bullet in their arm.
…wait, what?!
They dove into the kitchen and kicked the back door open. They didn’t have time to stop and worry about the fact that their arm was slowly bleeding out.
Should’ve thought of that ten seconds ago, huh idiot?
They ran outside, launching themself over the fence. Before they left, they turned back and lodged their taser against the fence, wedging it in so the wires held the trigger down. Let’s see those assholes climb the fence now.
They continued to follow 707′s directions until they finally met up with their getaway driver. Which was… 707 himself. They hadn’t expected that.
“Are you even old enough to drive?” they joked weakly, all but collapsing into the passenger seat.
The kid’s eyes widened, honing in on the blood seeping through the older agent’s sleeves. “What happened?”
“I… got distracted.” They felt their face heat up as they remembered their temporary lapse of judgement. Was it too much to hope 707 wouldn’t ask?
“By what?”
Of course it was.
“There was this picture on the wall and it was just… so crooked.”
Saying it out loud only made it sound worse. They regretted it instantly. They didn’t owe this kid an explanation. Why didn’t they just lie?? They blamed it on being tired.
The heavy silence after their explanation only lasted a moment before it was ripped apart by 707′s barely contained laughter.
“You didn’t.”
“Shut up.”
“In the middle of a firefight? Seriously?”
“I said shut it!”
And although the laughter eventually faded, they both knew that Vanderwood was never going to live this down. Ever.
ok so i have a lot of friends + writer friends & they don’t know the difference between who and whom, and to be honest i didnt know the difference until not that long ago
what u have to do is think of the pronouns ur using
WHO is used to replace THEY/HE/SHE etc.
He loves chocolate cake. I know someone who loves chocolate cake.
WHOM is used to replace THEM/HIM/HER etc..
I saw her today. You saw whom today?
AND HERE’S THE TRICKY PART: if the pronoun comes after a CONJUNCTION (with, yet, but, so, or, etc.), you KEEP the pronoun, and put it at the BEGINNING of the sentence.
I got all this way with them. With whom did you get all this way?
i hope this helps!! i tried to make it as clear as possible but its ok if its not clear to u!! it took me awhile to figure the difference out & not everyone will get it immediately.
vore hcs pls thx
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me
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Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald
my
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the
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numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Rika’s scrapbook part 3
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PART 1 PART 2
Flats, gradients, airbrush, paint, refine, atmospheric perspective, paint,
EDITED: 7/4/17, 3pm
OMG OKAY IF THERE’S ANY PROBLEMS LET ME KNOW BUT I THINK I FIXED IT??? im so tired someone help me ~Admin 404
If they’re a doodler or a writer
Favourite landscapes
Favourite holiday
Favourite seasons
MC can’t sleep due to back pain
MC being extremely flexible
MC insecure about tummy/freckles
Hiking date
MC makes/wears cosplay
Reuniting at the airport
Best friends/platonic
MC has pet birds
MC as a fencer
MC really into death metal
MC as a major snuggler
MC setting up Chanukkah decor
MC and the piano
MC as childhood friend
Engagement rings
MC as a tattoo parlor regular
MC spamming everyone with the Bee movie
MC loses focus easily
Tall MC
Favourite Studio Ghibli movies
Drunk MC/Love reveal
Favourite way to spend time with MC
Positive pregnancy test as holiday gift
MC inviting Unknown to Christmas event (Christmas DLC)
Kinda gross MC
MC being hit on by another person
MC with someone else during holidays (ANGST)
Having to get undercuts
Obese MC (insecure)
Insomniac MC
Extreme sports with MC
MC/Family sass battle
MC with acne scars
MC on period/heavy cramps
Classic rock obsessed MC
MC Randomly speaking Russian
MC afraid of people
MC from a cold country
MC insecure eating in front of others
MC addicted to dabbing
MC with an emo fashion
MC obsessed with Classic Rock
MC as an MMA fighter
MC holed up in their room because of mental health issues
Favourite Snapchat filters
Bilingual MC forgets names for things
MC doesn’t like people spending money on them
MC likes to say “I love you” platonically
MC works the nightshift
Wedding dresses/suits
MC being random at the wrong time
MC asking for a piggy back ride
Mute MC
MC who likes things meticulously clean and in order
6'6 MC
Slightly Telepathic MC
MC always wears heelies
MC with anorexia
MC does martial arts
Short MC has long legs
Hopeless Romantic MC
MC Sick on Christmas
MC as a politician
Reactions to Jaehee/MC friendship
MC picks at scabs and gets scars
MC is an irl princess
Misc. V headcanons
MC as Terry Crews (I hate this so mUCH)
RFA Playing Undertale
Bald MC
MC protecting RFA from being hit on
MC Constantly in hospital/afraid of hospital
RFA at a strip club
RFA as text messages from 404
MC oblivious to flirting
MC not wanting to give birth/okay with adoption
MC in musical having to kiss another actor
Teacher MC
Witchy MC
MBTI Personality Types
404’s Face Claims
MCXDanny DeVito because y'all hate me
Telepathic MC part 2
Winter Soldier/Black Widow MC
MC afraid of needles
RFA reacts to MC who trash talks Rika
Random Korean Culture HCS
RFA: Given blank piece of paper, what would they do?
MC is a Kpop star
MC is into cars
RFA+V+SAERAN Falling hard for MC
MC always trash talking Rika
Sharing bed for the first time
Part two: Christmas Angst (HAPPY ENDINGS)
Celebrating MC’s birthday
RFA Break ups (ANGST?)
Finding out MC Knows Korean
Reactions to Jaehee x Zen
MC messes up their hair
Reacting to MC being gay
MC pretends to be married to friend
MC as a Victoria Secret Model
RFA opinions on pineapple on pizza + other foods
RFA as Vampires: Feeding habits
RFA Falling for Male!MC
Going to Pride with MC
MC really loves cats
MC plays instrument fluently
MC randomly wanting to slow dance
MC having younger sibling(s)
MC Loving Stars and the Ocean
Saeran being called Edgelord
Saeran singing “When Christmas Comes to Town”
Saeran/MC being intimate when Saeyoung walks in
RFA+V+SAERAN Reacting to seeing Saeyoung on mission/date
Saeyoung cutting off Zen’s ponytail
Duck AU
Sock AU
Stock Image AU
Car AU
Meme AU
Lamp AU
Coat AU
Restaurant/Fast food AU
Fruit AU
Homestuck AU
Dog AU
Saeyoung
Saeran
Jumin
Yoosung
Zen
Jaehee
V
Easter
Jealousy (NSFW)
Pegging (NSFW)
Massages (NSFW)
MC making breakfast with nothing but a t-shirt on (NSFW)
7 mins in heaven/Spin the bottle (Possible NSFW?)
MC walks in on them masturbating (NSFW)
Masochist MC (NSFW)
Getting Caught Being Intimate by Child (NSFW?)
MC calling penises by weird names (NSFW-ISH?)
Beautiful-mystic-mess/404: Fidget Spinner AU?
404: Saeran sketch
404: Saeran the Jolly Green Giant
404/626 admin comic
Nglitisjay Yoosung undercut
Imtryingtodoartstuff Saeyoung undercut
Imtryingtodoartstuff Admins
Coziershelf Admins
Kiirdonel Saeran/Saeyoung/Yoosung undercut
Kiirdonel RFA undercuts
Misspeggy-longleggy MC’s book
Misspeggy-longleggy Admin 626’s book
Rosiek5art Admin 404
Rosiek5art Admin 626
Haku-and-luna Saeran
Lord-of-the-firemelons Ice cream shop Saeran
Childhood Anon: V’s Barber shop
404 DJ Han
404 random
404 Legend of Yoosung
Kittymintchip Edited Rika
404/mellowpeanutbanana-91efa99e: Rika
404 “Sinka”
404 Rika Headstone
404 Rika
404: RFA+Eeveelutions
*pukes glitter onto canvas* art
This terms voice over tutorial will be on simple to complex rendering, lvl1-6> https://www.patreon.com/posts/17026635
Hellooo~~ So I created a masterlist, so it’ll be easier to navigate around here since I reblog posts a lot.
Will update it regularly :D
Mystic Messenger: Life After Zen X MC Fanfic Daily Life, Romance, Friendship Preview: Life of MC and Zen together after the end of the party. Status : END Read on other site: fanfiction.net | AO3
Chapter 1 here | Chapter 1.5 (NSFW) here | Chapter 2 here | Chapter 3 here | Chapter 4 here | Chapter 5 here
Chapter 6 here | Chapter 7 here | Chapter 7.5 (NSFW) here | Chapter 8 here | Chapter 9 here | Chapter 10 here
Chapter 11 here | Chapter 12 here | Chapter 13 here | Chapter 14 here | Chapter 14.5 here | Chapter 15 here
Chapter 16 here | Chapter 17 here | Chapter 18 here | Chapter 19 here | Chapter 20 here
Mystic Messenger: Life Again
Zen X MC X Saeyoung Fanfic Angst, Tragedy, Romance Summary: Continuation of the Life After fic Status: ONGOING Read on other site: fanfiction.net | AO3
Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 |
Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8 | Chapter 9 | Chapter 10 |
MysMe Short Fic, HCs, Scenario, etc
Perks of Dating Zen (Hairs) | Jumin’s Gift | Seven’s Real Life | Cure To Addiction (Zen) | Yoosung’s New Friend
Random MysMe Drabbles and thoughts
Waiting | Correct Treatment | Zen’s Smile |
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