Permission Slips Please

lmao

One time when I was 5 I almost made my dad have a wreck bc we were in the car and all of a sudden I just said “why do boys have to kiss girls, it would be better if girls kissed girls.” And his homophobic ass was so fuckin shook he swerved

part 3

I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

What if I just printed out my favorite fanfics to laminate and read before bed without getting a headache from my phone light

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

round earth flat earth blah blah blah u all have it wrong… the earth is heart shaped

Tony: I’m starting to worry about Peter

Steve: Why?

Tony: Yesterday he stubbed his toe and just said “I don’t want to live anymore”

research and disaster by

blueh

the interns at Stark Industries have some questions about Peter Parker. The answers aren’t quite what they expect.

Will I ever Make a Sound? By SaluWriter

Peter was mute.

He thought that would be it.

He thought the world would just have to deal with a soundless child wandering around the world without any parents. Yet accidents happen. And when that accident causes for him to lose his uncle and his hearing, he became frightened.

He couldn't make or hear any sounds. And that's what scared him.

He was Soundless...

He cried.