And Stop The Whole ''kids Don't Need To See Or Hear Sexuall Stuff'' Like We Are Not A Fucking Fetish

Alexa? Play Lose Yourself By Eminem by losingmymindtonight

“Oh, gosh, I’m so sorry, Mister Stark. I thought that maybe the kids were playing a prank. I’m Rebecca Ascot from Midtown School of Science and Technology. You’re listed as Peter Parker’s secondary emergency contact, and he asked us to call you instead of his aunt, since she’s on shift.”

He stood abruptly, carefully slipping around Morgan’s newest Lego skyscraper and heading down the hall, to the guest room they’d appropriated as Pepper’s office. “Is he alright?”

“He is, but I do need someone to come pick him up. See, we’re having a blood drive, for the Red Cross, and-”

Tony didn’t even try to hide his laughter. “He tried to donate, and he passed out, didn’t he?”

“Uh, yes. How did you-”

“This happens a lot, actually.”

--

Or, 5 Times Peter Passes Out Because Of Needles.

round earth flat earth blah blah blah u all have it wrong… the earth is heart shaped

Scum’s Wish by

KoraSonata

Lena is in love with Kara, and since buying CatCo, Lena now gets to see Kara all the time. However; much to her dismay, Lena discovers that Kara is in love with Mon-El. Meanwhile, Sam has fallen for Alex, but is devastated to discover that Alex is still in a relationship with Maggie. Together, Lena and Sam decide to begin a fake relationship to satisfy their loneliness from their respective unrequited loves.

lena luthor, a known bottom

What if I just printed out my favorite fanfics to laminate and read before bed without getting a headache from my phone light

I just figured you know, sometimes people can surprise you.

I’m about to go through and read everything under Peter Parker field trip to stark industries tag so haha wish me luck

Twist of the Kaleidoscope by Mattiewilda

Their friendship began when they separately sought refuge from the rest of their group and allowed preconceived opinions to fade away. In that friendship Eric and Angela have found peace and the ability to be themselves. How will the group handle it when their friendship is discovered? And what will they do if it leads to more? (AU. Set after season six's Santa's Little Helpers.)

"I have a nephew!" By

zimnokurw

After six long days of a business trip, Tony comes back home to his not-son-but-totally-a-son and Rhodey gets the pleasure to witness it.