“Bla Bla Bla. Proper Name, Place Name, Backstory Stuff❤️😍”

The Beast Must Die (1974)

and I can't even say that Strange fumbled. BECAUSE ARABELLA (and Segundus) IS QUITE LITERALLY WAITING FOR HIM LIKE HE'S ON A TWO WEEK BUSINESS TRIP AND NOT OUT GALLOPING INTO THE SUNSET WITH HIS ACADEMIC RIVAL

No. Fuck off. I’m not poly-ing this shit.

they call her Arabella Woodhope the way they wood hope she found a better man (me)

Stinkhorn Phallus impudicus ('egg' and mature form)

The food of the gods, 1976.

Salomé by Pierre Bonnaud (1900)

reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

@miserablejester Nah bro, Hurt-them-all.

Why is Norrell's crib called Hurtfew? HURT FEW??? BRO YOU HURT MANY

Someone needs to study the way Lascelles acts towards the men he wants to fuck.

You are now handcuffed to one of the characters from The Terror for the rest of your life. Spin the wheel to find out who.

(Inspired by an ask from @westerlywayward thanks!!)