Luther After Five Tells Him About The Second Apocalypse:

Is it just me or is Chris black in the picture they posted today and green in the show? I don’t care if this isn’t true but I’m running with it.

Chris doesn’t have an actor, not even a voice actor, therefore Chris may be unable to speak. If Chris cannot speak, they may be able to change colour depending on their mood. So, Black is neutral and in the show they are happy so they are Green. I’d be happy to see Vanya too Chris.

Dear Luther,

The moon is not a personality

The people in the Mental Institution after getting Diego’s joke:

The people in the Mental Institution after realising that Star Wars hadn’t come out yet and he predicted the Kennedy assassination:

Would you be interested in (girlboss) Harold Jenkins appearing in Season 3?

im gonna be totally real with you. i crack a lot of jokes here on butchvanya dot tumblr dot edu but im serious about this one. i ABSOLUTELY want (girlboss) harold jenkins to appear in season three because i think it would be very funny. i want to see vanya kill him again. like yeah yeah he didn’t do All That Hogwash in this timeline and ‘boohoo don’t kill someone for a crime they didn’t commit’ but consider: im a lesbian and i would like to see it. season two neglected a Key Aspect of vanya’s character which is that deep down she’s fucking furious all the time. she is so so angry and i would like to see it used for productive purposes, i.e. killing her abusive ex a second time just because she can. we were ROBBED of vanya jumping on reginald’s back like a spider monkey and tearing him limb from limb in a light supper and i would like to see leonard PISSbody get destroyed a second time to make up for it. 

there’s no way to know if he has the same relationship with the sparrow academy as he did with the umbrella academy but. i do not care. i want vanya to see him from across the street and run over and drop kick him before she even has one (1) rational thought. i want him to have no idea who she is. i want his last thought to be wondering why and how a tiny lesbian he’s never seen before in his life is telekinetically throwing him into traffic. i want this all to be played for comedy. i want it to add absolutely nothing to the plot. i want it to be an isolated scene that is never once revisited in the rest of the season. i want all the siblings to watch approvingly. 

so yes to answer your question: i would be very interested

If the siblings’ season 3 alternate selves don’t have their actors’ accents imma be so mad.

Let Klaus be Irish and Luther be British. It’d be so funny.

Like a Derry Girls remake with just the two of them for the entire season.

Is it weird a part of me is hoping the sparrow academy are just the guys from the hillywood parody?

OKAY THAT IS GENIUS AND ALSO HILARIOUS

the umbrella academy + emo kylo ren tweets (part 1 here)

Five with Diego: Fuck you. You’re a piece of shit, you’re lucky I fucking found you dickhead

Five with Vanya: 🥺🥺 Take your time sweetie, ♥️ No pressure 💙💖

David answering the important questions

No one:

Five: