I'm rejecting the narrative where umbrella academy takes place in one of those Out of Time worlds because like. just THINK of the online freakout that would've happened when Vanya dropped her book. that would have been the That Bitch(tm) moment of the millennium. #ReginaldHargreevesIsOverParty would have been trending world wide. the DISCOURSE over her siblings actions that would have been started....and they're always going on about how she exposed family secrets but we don't even know what the secrets were! anyway here's some shitty memes I imagine would pop up on twitter after her book came out
The Umbrella Academy as Vintage Book Series (aka if the Umbrella Gang stayed in the 60s and got book deals)
- lowkey mocking Carl at the dinner table
- playing hide and seek with Harlan
- "Is there any way tacos will cause the end of the world?"
- drunk finger guns
- her little hops into the group hug (big uwu)
- basically the whole salon scene with Klaus and Allison
- Vanya vs. Five standoff
- "oops" :3
- every moment of being gay with Sissy
- "Who I am is not a disease."
- learning to control her powers!!! strong independent woman!!!
- taking out a buttload of Commission agents at once
- The Scene With Ben (*sobs aggressively*)
- saving Harlan twice because she's just that badass
Feel free to add any of your favorites that I missed!
Me watching Vanya and Sissy fall in love:
Five’s first kiss. He can brag he’s made a girl faint over a kiss.
LUTHER, WATCH OUT!
Any questions?
TUA S2 + Tumblr Text Posts
It’s an obsession by this point.
Also, Season 3 please