Okay But Like… Autistic Vanya?  God Tier.

the umbrella academy + emo kylo ren tweets (part 1 here)

I'm rejecting the narrative where umbrella academy takes place in one of those Out of Time worlds because like. just THINK of the online freakout that would've happened when Vanya dropped her book. that would have been the That Bitch(tm) moment of the millennium. #ReginaldHargreevesIsOverParty would have been trending world wide. the DISCOURSE over her siblings actions that would have been started....and they're always going on about how she exposed family secrets but we don't even know what the secrets were! anyway here's some shitty memes I imagine would pop up on twitter after her book came out

Dear Luther,

The moon is not a personality

can you imagine living in 1963 Dallas and you're just minding your own business, probably on the way to do errands when you find the largest human being you've ever seen in your entire life being yelled at by a child in a fancy school uniform, and said child just blurts out I'M THE DADDY HERE with all the conviction in his tiny body, and later on, just when you think things can't get any weirder, you find out on the news that the man is a suspected terrorist/kidnapper/killer with four other accomplices and the child is apparently their hostage, i mean really what a wILD DAY

Special shout out to the conductor for having to make eye contact with her that whole time

absolute king his lead violinist came in looking like she took Forbidden Benadryll and he said you know what we don’t have time for this can you violin? yes? good we’re going on

AU where Sissy and Vanya get to be the parents Harlan deserves

anon requested: tua x seven deadly sins

The Umbrella Academy S2 - Hargreeves Siblings

The Little Vanyas

Five with Diego: Fuck you. You’re a piece of shit, you’re lucky I fucking found you dickhead

Five with Vanya: 🥺🥺 Take your time sweetie, ♥️ No pressure 💙💖