You Ever Find Yourself 500 Words Deep In An Essay About Kink Theory And Think To Yourself “How Did

So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.

Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!

Show That Will Never Leave Your Brain ⋆｡°✩

Magician version available here

Lovers version available here

Free will is a miraculous thing

Not in the christian way

But rather “I just remembered that i can take an edible and a bus into a coastal beach town to eat cheetos and watch the sunset”

Local dyke dances in the dark

topless in boxers and an open bathrobe

sipping espresso to SOFIA ISELLA

We never really talked about it but The Ugly Ducking that grew up to be a beautiful swan was still probably pretty fugly from a duck’s perspective

Doms have praise kinks too.

After the Great Fall of Tiktok (circa. 2025) I have decided to return to my roots. I didn’t really know anyone was left. Is there anyone left?

Honestly kind of hoping I’m just screaming into the void here…

Julius Caesar: When I said I wanted to be repeatedly penetrated by at least two dozen men wearing nothing but togas this WASN'T what I meant

Fucking mood but in all fairness they don’t seem to be any happier for it. We are all doing our best to convalesce under late stage capitalism in a colonial hellscape babey.

i wish i was a cishet guy so that i could start a podcast and go to the gym and allow that to fulfill me spiritually. but instead i have these visions

Boy Clothes by Nxdia does what most people think white guys wearing eyeliner does for gender revolution