If I Ever Saw You Irl I'd Give You A Handful Of Chocolate And An Ominous Warning For The Future

if I ever saw you irl I'd give you a handful of chocolate and an ominous warning for the future

Well the chocolate would be nice but the warning would be strange

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2 years ago

Sorry for a serious post but as this blog was originally made as a reminder not to trust every “fact” you read on tumblr:

Do not trust medical advice from random tumblr blogs, especially on how to perform surgery on yourself. This can kill you.

There appear to be troll/anti-abortion blogs posting self abortion advice that will get people killed. Posts sending people to religious fanatics instead of legitimate info resources. Posts advocating avoiding real medical assistance in favor of self harm and more.

We have all seen the reality-shredding lies that got this country where it is today, and you can expect them to continue, taking advantage of panic and fear as always to harm us.

Do research. Find resources you trust. Talk to people you trust. But for the love of god:

DO NOT TRUST RANDOM TUMBLR POSTS WITH YOUR LIFE AND HEALTH.

2 years ago

Now that its almost pride month, reminder that there are non-gay people in the LGBTQ community

and they deserve to be included in your pride posts/memes and in pride events.

Trans people (both binary and nonbinary) can be straight

Bisexual, pansexual, omnisexual, and polysexual people don’t always want to be called gay, part-gay, “basically gay”, etc.

Asexual people can be heteroromantic & label themselves as straight

Aromantic people can be heterosexual & label themselves as straight

Intersex people can be straight

And there’s probably other examples that arend coming to mind either

DONT START DISC⃝OURSE ON THIS POST. TΣR⒡S STAY OFF THIS POST. TℝAℕSM3DS STAY OFF THIS POST. Yall suck lol, not sorry.

3 years ago

TO UKRAINIAN FRIENDS

If you are looking for an emergency exit from Ukraine, Poland will open EIGHT safety points on the border with Ukraine (you will get warm food, medical help and from there you will be guided to safety) in two of our voivodeships: lubuskie and podkarpackie. It is confirmed by the Polish Secretary of State in the Chancellery of the Prime Minister, Paweł Szefernaker.

SOURCES:

https://www.rp.pl/konflikty-zbrojne/art35748991-szefernaker-na-granicy-z-ukraina-powstaja-punkty-recepcyjne-dla-uchodzcow

https://www.wprost.pl/polityka/10633681/polska-reaguje-na-agresje-rosji-na-ukraine-powstana-punkty-dla-uchodzcow.html

TO UKRAINIAN FRIENDS

I've marked those voivodeships on the map!

Please share because it can save lives!!!!!!

2 years ago

❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗

I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)

THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR

❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗
❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗
❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗
❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗
❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE

3 years ago

Reblog if no matter if you have 50,000 or 50 followers, you appreciate every single one. Reblog if you appreciate the messages you get, whether it's 100 or 1. Reblog if a little smile comes across your face everytime you see a new follower or message. Reblog if even though most of us aren't tumblr famous, we appreciate the little things.

3 years ago

help me not get evicted

i haven’t had to do this in ages and never thought i would again but i’ve hit a massive slump at work that started with me getting COVID six weeks ago. i’ve had to exhaust all of my savings and am back to living paycheck-to-paycheck, and my most recent one wasn’t even enough to cover rent.

naturally, this could mean a lot of trouble for me as i’m now delinquent, which has never once been a problem in the year i’ve lived here. i’d rather avoid any dire measures so i could use some help. i’m short about $1000 but anything at all will help.

paypal venmo cashapp

this is really embarrassing because i’ve made great money up until now and i’m back to e-begging. please share if you’re unable to help. thank you.

2 years ago

reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you.

4 years ago

What age can enter this blog ?

I suggest like 13+ (lime)since i will be writing smut soon so kinda 15+ plus for smut

4 years ago

Take your time. I know school can be a pain and exams are long, but don't over work yourself for the stories. Just take time to focus on your school work, and it's fine if you need some r and r. I might not be the person to say all this, but I can wait for the story. And good luck.

Thank you for understanding,ill make sure to study and not over work myself and ill make sure your request will be finished

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