I Scheduled It But Why Did I Get It On Day 4 This Time

Tfw your shapeshifter friend forgets how to turn back into a human and has a crisis

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I've never been so suspicious in my life.

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This was right under your post

[They'll say: There goes that cool cat that breaks-all-the-rules cat that dangerous lead cat.]

...

What

Is. Is not dating a violation of "the rules?"

Zuerst wurde Eulenspiegel Hofjunge bei einem Raubritter, an dessen Burg er vorüberkam.

my cat Sir Norbert Charles fluffbottom Fancy-Dangleson |||

skip the small talk, tell me something unhinged

I'm being ~notable~

I love being a nobody on here because I could make one of those ‘if this gets ‘x’ amount of notes I’ll go and actually work on my original works’ and it wouldn’t get near the goal

so: imagine percy being a regular at a diner, right?

and he goes there enough times that they even put a "blue" option on the menu, right?

and then, slowly but surely, more demigods start going there separately, right?

so the diner employees just collectively calls them, "the regulars," because they all this weird, cryptid-like aura to them, right?

but then, one day, they all show up at once with varying amounts of injuries, and the diner employees are just like what the f—