Thetelekineticfrog - Definitely Contains Sarcasm, I Checked

Where were you at the Devil's sacrament?

I'm a dragon in a box. In my opinion it doesn't get much better than that.

Quick,You now live your icon's life,HOW SCREWED ARE YOU?

IM SO FABULOUS, and you too @gay-for-zoya

STOP SCROLLING!

Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr

literally everyone

Please reblog so I can make this happen

you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but neither should be done using a pickaxe. (Unless you're reeeeeeealy careful)

I'm being ~notable~

I love being a nobody on here because I could make one of those ‘if this gets ‘x’ amount of notes I’ll go and actually work on my original works’ and it wouldn’t get near the goal

I played breath of the wild one time

Got the giant horse from the get-go, and took it up a cliff rather than around th lynels

Not really an ask, but I just wanted to say your intro (the piece about screaming into the void) made me laugh. :)

🐸 *ribbit*🐸

Thank you! I am glad to see my intros achieve their purpose well

*gives you 3 cricket*

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift?