Thetelekineticfrog - Definitely Contains Sarcasm, I Checked

Leaf Shoes by Pendragon

friendly reminder that findtags is the best way to search tumblr’s absolutely destroyed tag system. it actually accurately looks through the tags without omitting results. it’s the only thing i use at this point because it’s the only thing that works

it's disgusting

"In case anyone missed it, the tuberculosis outbreak in Kansas has now spread to Ohio.

[The Republican Administration] has ordered the CDC to not report on this"

My teacher doesn't believe that school can affect anyone negatively.

Reblog if you have EVER been affected negatively in ANY way by school so I can show this to my teacher.

and I want people to talk to me

inspired by boop day, reblog this post if its ok for people to send you random asks and interact on your posts with no judgement. i want to talk to people.

reblog if you’re a proud red flag 🚩

Tumblr has somehow convinced itself that this is the only post at all related to pokemon mystery dungeon that has ever existed

You ever miss your opposable thumbs

I'm gonna be in the obsidian fieldlands all next week. Meet up there?

I would like to challenge you

Oh yeah? Sweet! I'd love to find you!!! Just gimme a time and place!!!!!!

by the way, the reason they say 3 not 2 is just because a new one showed up during the conversation

"you know you are only supposed to have 1 apprentice maybe 2 not 15." said the wizard council member "well until people stop leaving surprisingly powerful orphans at my doorstep I'll be taking care of my 17 apprentices." The council member snapped their wand "WHERE DID YOU GET 3 MORE!"