Did You Think I Just. Lied?

Writing tags under posts has the same energy as drawing a dick on your school desk and hoping the next fifth-grader finds it funny

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

We support our murder queen

Ogerpon: And now I kill them

Trainer: With... kindness?

Ogerpon: Wrong. Ivy Cudgel.

um...

What? 🤨😐😦

@desert-orb-blog what did you do

Definitely need more telekinetic animals in media, it's dumb as hell to suggest that statistically out of every life form extant on earth that humans are gonna be the only ones to get bullshit magic powers. I'm not saying you have to make them invincible or nothing I'm just saying sometimes you should have a random ape or frog develop latent psychic abilities and consider what they would do with those powers. A frog would subconsciously stop bugs as they pass in front of its awareness and use that to eat them easier. Maybe if it gets passed up for mating it flips its opponent over repeatedly. You get what I'm saying

Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers

What the heck i just got crab raved

This is temporary agent squids

I am requesting backup from site command. This □"1)÷:Ƙþ'ĥß]《¿§⁹6ð×/ axolotl can't stay in containment for 5 @&Ŕ:€¤\♡ɓłğű×;şŒƏ seconds

the blog killing axolotl is one of my favorite things that has ever happened on this website because talking about it afterwards sounds like an inside joke or perhaps a prank. like always be on the lookout for the blog killing axolotl. he can kill your blog. it happened to me once trust me.

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Reblog to drop Yzma into the next post