MICHELIN-TASTING MENU, FREE À LA CARTE

or to tie one to a centrifuge with a knife sticking out of the wall that ever so slowly gets closer.

added to @no-pain 's meme

it's disgusting

YEAH

So weird being in a place where when you yell into the void, the void yells back with helpful tips on how to use the hellsite

Anyways, void

AM I SUPPOSED TO ADD TAGS WHEN I REBLOG STUFF?

think I somehow angered rotom...

What did you say?

Hm. It has been kind of slow around here lately. Quick, someone say something bizarre and controversial to incite drama!

It

Is time.

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

fantasy characters: “Geez”

me: who the fuck spread Christianity there

You seem trustworthy...

Sure.

does anyone want to hire me to be their evil advisor

I scroll through my blog like 'what's wrong with this person do they need help?'

scrolling through my own blog like wow this girl has good taste and agrees with me on everything

Pain equals bad, Baba equals you

and here we have the internal thought processes of legendary defense attorney phoenix wright