Just Watched Someone Put A Bag Of Cheez Its On Top Of Cottage Cheese. Baffled And Scared.

Call his hole Little Caesar’s the way it’s always hot and ready

Yessss, and like they're like still super angry and heated but it's kinda charged?!? Like Neil is straddling Riko, putting all of his weight on him so he doesn't move while throwing punches. And Riko gets a punch in and it breaks Neil's nose but the blood drips down and lands on Riko's lips. He licks it in instinct or somthing.

If aftg ever gets a tv show and does not make the scene where Neil and Riko fight as homoerotic as possible I do not want it

Faces a breath apart, one of them has a hand on the other shirt collar, both brawling on the floor, clothes crumpled, hair messy and faces bruised. DO YOU SEE MY VISION?????

Singing into her penis like a pretend microphone

Spookies.

Honey what’s wrong you haven’t even touched your spookies (spirk cookies)

The sillies!! they’re athletes! they survive on cigarettes! It’s okay!!

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Nice to meet you, Neil

I know that as a collective fandom we lament over the fact that AFTG has chemically altered us, but does anybody have any books that potentially resemble the vibes?

Needs more mud.

I need someone to write a fanfiction where Eren is with the Scouts and it’s his birthday so they all ask him how old he’s turning. The thing is, Eren doesn’t know how to count and has no clue what number comes after 15 so he has to try and avoid answering them while subtly figuring out how old he is.