I need a solid moment when the car gets busted and Niel just pulls out his mechanic skills cause he and his mom spent their lives on the road with different cars they stole.
when neil was going to save andrew at the hemmick's house, he knew exactly what kind of wood the door was, and how easy it would be to break through. that's what kind of guy he is. neil doesn't win fights, but he is damn good at a getaway. this is a really good example about how all of neil's knowledge is really selective because of his upbringing. we need more survivalist neil because he shows all these traits in the books, another example is when he hitchhiked from columbia to palmetto. please stop ignoring this because i want to see batshit insane neil on the run fics right now thx
my favourite thing in stardew valley is how when you upgrade your house for the first time, you go from a single bed to a double bed overnight. implying that robin moved you from one bed to the other while you were asleep.
genderbendddddd. i like big boy riza being so polite sitting with his legs pressed together while femroy manspreads next to him
Now THAT was the big crunch
"Kill yourself" is basic. "I hope your fandom gets a new installment that is objectively a great work but also tonally dissonant from the previous ones in a way that generates a huge newbie boom of people uninterested and hostile towards the history of the franchise" is smart. It's possible. It's terrifying. It's happening right now.
They abandoned you and I collected you like a treasure
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HUH??!???!???!!?
i just found out that palmetto state university is a very REAL university??????
I'm 5'2 and I have to sit on a seat cushion to drive so I can see the road and all I can imagine is Andrew with one in his big ass scary car.
Nice to meet you, Neil
Every time I eat up Andrew’s whole “What is this feeling??? Meh, it must just be the drugs” and then the slow decent into “Fuck. I kinda want to hold hands with the bastard”
Look, I love andreil fics where Neil is the POV but there’s just something about Andrew being the narrarator that scratches my brain right