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I swear, Kirby is becoming like the biggest Bible parody to ever exist in all of fictional media, and i’m all in for this kind of ride

people loved this on twitter so I’m porting it over here. the first picture is the lrt.

Man, i really can’t believe that Higan and Zai’s long awaited fight is gonna drop on 4/20, that’s really crazy

a story about tumblr’s collective ability to fact check

beginner tips for salmon run !

in salmon run you must cooperate with a team in order to take down boss salmonids and collect golden eggs. your goal is to reach the quota while keeping yourself and your teammates alive. these tips may help you raise your rank and have more fun

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KILL HIM !!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL HIM !!!!!!!! PRIORITY TARGET !!!!!!!! UNAUTHORISED FUCKING THING ! BLOW IT UP NOW !!!!!!! NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

as a true geto hater it brings me immense joy to remember that he got packed up by a suicidal anxious loser w/ the power of true love who hadn't even learned his own cursed technique yet and had been studying jujutsu for less than a year

So true

Me when the pizza get's here

Imagine the kind of parallels if these two actually interact in canon and not in a Mario Party Rip Off Side Game

so ouma can relate A Lot to monaca's whole....the most unwanted child thing, especially the 'when monaca talks, everyone else goes silent. when monaca laughs, everybody else stops' and that shit you know? so he will vehemently defend her against anyone who even thinks about insulting his little sister. he defends her like his life depends on it, and then some, and monaca didn't really understand why for a while until one day she asked and he told her that she 'reminded him of himself too much' and that it had 'gotten to him'

they both have some pretty fucked up self worth, so they can relate to that too- (1/?)

- it just so happens that they're both very similarly inclined, too, with how, despite how very big and captivating their presence is, they still manage to fall back into the background and somehow control things from the shadows, even though the spotlight is also simultaneously on them.

they keep everyone at an arm's length, because they're deathly uncomfortable with their emotions, and the thought that they may be unable to protect themselves if they let anyone get any closer tends to keep them from letting that initial wall (or five) down. there will always be people who don't understand them, who can't understand them, but they can understand each other. ouma can read monaca like the back of his hand, and tends to get quite frustrated around others because why can't they see how they're impacting her, how are they so stupid, and, for such emotional people, they sure are horrid at detecting those they're against's emotions, huh?

monaca isn't used to being given anything but the exact opposite of the benefit of the doubt, so, as one can imagine, it does indeed come as quite a surprise for her when she finds someone not only not immediately pitted against her, but for her, too. monaca, in turn, quickly warms up to ouma once realizing that his actions and what appears to be unwarranted and unusual kindness towards her is entirely genuine, and they're rarely seen apart. if one is somewhere, the other is certain to be close behind, and if ever out of eyeshot, it'll only ever be just barely, with the both of them tending to 'pop up out of nowhere,' in sorts.- (2/??)

i hope that you like my offerings anon although i'm not done! i will be back

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ouma and monaca sibling enjoyers pspspspsppsps here is your buffet

i’ve fucked guys i should’ve shot in the head