Some “Class 1-A Family Dorm Life” Headcanons!

Some “Class 1-A family dorm life” headcanons!

Kirishima is the designated spider killer, except he doesn’t kill them, he takes them outside. If someone freaks out they might bite him, he just hardens his hands and grins reassuringly.

If someone screams “KAMINARI” in a tone of pure panic, everyone else knows that the person’s laptop or phone is about to die and they haven’t saved their work. Kaminari will vault couches to get to them. It’s probably the most heroic he gets to be on a semi daily basis.

Bakugou and Satou are teeth cleaning fiends. They always scold or remind their classmates to brush.

It’s second nature for everyone to remove drinks or breakable objects from around Iida when he gets into talking. They don’t even notice anymore.

If Shouji isn’t around, Ochako is the second person they go to for getting things down from tall places because she can just float to it.

One time Ochako, Iida, Izuku and Todoroki were all out shopping, and Ochako found a great deal (like, great deal) on some kind of frozen food. But it was so warm out that she was worried it would thaw before they got back. Cue a puzzled (but totally fine with it) Todoroki keeping it cold on their way back to the dorms.

Bakugou has a little spot in the kitchen reserved for his hot sauces. Someone (read: everyone) keeps adding new kinds to it when he’s not looking. He’s secretly pleased even if he’s pissed he can’t seem to catch anyone in the act.

Momo makes fidget toys for everyone around exam times. She carefully personalizes them to stand up to everyone’s Quirks.

The boys love to go to Jirou for playlists to work out to. She makes the best ones.

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Jws: One day god will rain massive fireballs down on our planet and the earth will crack open and swallow entire cities whole and many people you've known and loved for years will die horribly right before your eyes. Isn't that such a wonderful thought?

5-year-old me:

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the images evoke horror and then they are like why would this be upsetting 🤨 honestly insane what they expose kids to

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Inspired by various tumblr posts.

Humans quickly get a reputation among the interplanetry alliance and the reputation is this: when going somewhere dangerous, take a human.

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