Watch it.
Whatever you are doing now is not as important as this.
So watch it.
Captain Clawlion, iceroot, and Scully doodles for @lavenderstarre! Listened to K pop while drawing Clawlion, best combo. (sorry I’m taking so long to draw these :’))
I feel like Redwall Abbey would be full of queer platonic partners. They’re clearly the type of folk who understand that there are many, many different forms of love just as valuable as romantic. The concept of this is just so beautiful to me idk
redwall art from last year that I think i still cool
Hand over your friends /j
People who are willing to watch Redwall with you and have great commentary on it? My kind of people.
"Redditwall"
"Daddy Abbot"
"Don't worry, he kills people instead of getting therapy. It's the same thing."
"That happened in Riverdale" *they leave the call*
"Skittle (derogatory)"
"Evil Matthias be like 'these aren't the rats that killed my family.'"
"Matthias be like 'you know what... sometimes violence is the answer. And by sometimes I mean always.'"
"Zaddy Martin." *in such a tired voice* "Rose... your days are numbered..."
"Is she a girlboss?" "No" "Oh..." [everyone, share your opinions, is Cornflower a girlboss?]
"High, or simply a weasel?"
"He's [Shadow is] so skrunkly! You're such a skrunkly boy!"
"Oh, I was making fun of women. 🎵Sorry for party rockin🎵"
*Enranged ramblings about the sizing in the Redwall universe*
"Damn, he gets no bitches." "MATTHIAS?!"
"Cuz Cluny has dreams of Martin haunting him..." "That's kinda gay"
*angry* "You did the right thing, MATTHIAS"
"They don't have to wear pants! You can't make them! Free the nipple!"
"The nipple is stored in the butt." *Looks up where rats nipples are because he believed me (I was lying)*
"I'm sorry Daddy Abbot... are you gonna punish me 🥺?"
"Someone should edit a gun into her hand there"
"My computer hates Redwall." "It's your fault for calling it Redditwall"
"Ragear is a bad boy. In his joker era."
Also, WARBEAK IS A GIRLBOSS I LOVE HER SO MUCH. The way she says "Crazymouse 😒" to Matthias- EXCUSE ME BUT THAT'S ADORABLE?? Anyway rant over I hope you liked my quotes~
Hahahaa which one was your favorite?
Rereading The Bellmaker and oh my god these bitches* gay. Good for them. Good for them.
*Rufe Brush and Durry Quill
Pls I just want CaptainSparklez content
i never hear anyone talking about captiansparklez. jardon. jordan maron. except for when i actively search for him. the dream smp? i hear about them all the time. markiplier? my friends talk about him a lot. WHERE IS THE JORDAN MARON LOVE?
If you tore through the entire Redwall series in two-three weeks as a kid, you’re gay now.
Get it? Because I’m queer? And Quean was spelled with an a? You get it.20 // any pronouns // ♉️pfp by spanakorizzo
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