Ik His Arms Look Weird But Erm Idk Chill

oh my gosh I love the color green. whoever greened you did amazing

An alternate version of Bill Cipher. Equally infuriating as the one from my universe, except this one has a ribbon or something.

Also, if you love the color green, I would suggest visiting Dimension 73. The cheese is green there.

I have decided that the time has come to make an 'introductory post' of sorts. This won't be very fun to read, so feel free to ignore it.

ME: For those of you still reading, greetings! I'm sure you're all aware, but in case you somehow missed it, my name is Stanford Pines. I also go by Ford, but other nicknames are reserved for specific individuals. Except for Paranormal Bottom. If anyone calls me that, I am going to explode and die.

ASKS: I love receiving asks! Especially asks about my journeys through different dimensions, strange phenomena that you have inquiries about, and really whatever you feel inclined to ask. My only request is that we keep explicit asks to a minimum, since my niece and nephew like to "stalk" (Mabel's words, not mine) my social media. Mildly suggestive asks are okay in moderation.

DNI: Bill Cipher from my dimension. Alternate versions are sometimes even enjoyable to be around, but the canon Bill Cipher is not allowed here.

EXTRA: I have decided that, when my schedule allows it, I will occasionally host Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons campaigns. When the times approach, I will post about them.

EXTRA: My two favorite dimensions are 73 and 96! 73 has great cheese, and the tree frogs in 96 are the size of large dogs.

He started it by BEING weird!

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

... What? You have been so hostile. All day. What did I even do to you?

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

OPINION ON [[2 face]] [[Which shape has 3 sides?]] [[YELOW]]

Well, he means nothing to me. That is my opinion of him. I have "left him on read", as Mabel put it.

I still have the glow-in-the-dark stickers my great-niece put up in my room over a year ago. If that isn't enough of an answer, then I don't know what is.

Reblog of you think glow-in-the-dark ceiling stickers are for all ages

I’m trying to prove a point to my mom

What. What is this. Are you high.

I HAD TO READ YOUR BIO ROUGHLY 5 TIMES TO REALIZE YOU DID INFACT SELF IDENTIFY AS A MONSTERFUCKER

CARE TO ELABORATE?

There is nothing to elaborate on. You simply lack an understanding of the lengths I am willing to go for the sake of scientific discovery.

✨️💅❤️⚠️🥚

I don't remember ever using these emoticons. What does this mean.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

I doubt this will concern anyone (and it really shouldn't) but I will be offline for the next few days. Something came up.

Of course, I'll be back to bug my mutuals later.

Noted. But also funnily enough I do have to say that I’m also married. It’s just to another version of you lol. Anyway, I hope you have a lovely day, Ford. :3 - C.

I hope you have a lovely day as well! Tell the alternate version of me that I said hi.