Stanford I Got A Buncha Metal Wires Stuck All Up In My Beard. @ Fiddlesfords

Ohhh, I know what this is about. You fell for it, didn't you? The secrets of the universe are too great for even you to handle.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR BELOVED BECAUSE I THINK YOU’LL LOVE WHAT HAPPENS SOON

What. What are you talking about. What did I do? I'm genuinely confused.

paranormal top? no. paranormal bottom? no. paranormal switch? no. there is only one answer.

paranormal investigator.

that is who stanford pines identifies as.

DAMN RIGHT! YOU GET IT!

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR BELOVED BECAUSE I THINK YOU’LL LOVE WHAT HAPPENS SOON

What. What are you talking about. What did I do? I'm genuinely confused.

His fucking blueberry...

I AM PLAYING STARDEW VALLEY RIGHT NOW AND PIERRE IS PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF . I THOUGHT BEFORE PLAYING , " HE CAN ' T BE THAT BAD . WHY IS EVERYONE SHITTING ON HIM ? "

THEN HE TOLD JODI THAT A BLUEBERRY I FUCKING SOLD HIM WAS " GROWN IN HIS OWN BACKYARD " . YOU DON ' T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING BACKYARD !

HE STOLE THE CREDIT FOR MY WORK . STEALING FROM A DISABLED PERSON IS CRAZY . ABLEIST PIERRE CONFIRMED ? !

hi yeah it's me, the previous anon, stanley. did you know every day can be weed day if you try hard enough? i do now, sixer! also i was talking about the heinz guy over there, who i beat in some random competition! something called "tumbling sexyman" or something like that. and i was talking about the silly triangle guy (who was a wash)! lastly, who's ur husband and why wasn't i invited to the wedding???

-💵 pines

Fiddleford is my husband. And you were invited, but you let Gompers eat the invitation because you thought it would give him the ability to speak. Or are you too high to remember that?

Reblog if its ok for your moots to stalk your blog and interact with everything you've posted.

My husband might wanna take your heart out, all because I complimented you. Run. (Don't ask why I made this anonymous u know who I am)

I know exactly who you are. I am lost as to why you would compliment me, seeing as you and your husband hate me, but I am going to keep my heart inside of my chest for the time being. I'm certain your husband would have no use for it, considering it needs assistance just to work correctly.

Chapters: 2/? Yes, I finally got the second chapter done! I have written quite a bit and decided to space it out between several chapters, and will update them (hopefully) in a timely manner.

They were given to me.

MR. PINES DID YOU KILL POPE FRANCIS

https://www.tumblr.com/sexyman-contest-2025/781444941384761344/i-have-just-been-informed-that-the-tumblr-sexyman?source=share

I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING WITHOUT A LAWYER (that I do not have)

I INVOKE THE FIFTH

Want to know how to truly make yourself feel stupid? Try navigating a brand new website for the first time. Sulking aside, I figured it out.

@the-real-fastestthingalive @the-real-ultimatelifeform @dipper-m-pines @the-real-sonic-exe No pressure tags! Spread the moss.

@makuyi13 thanks for tagging me! picrew: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2069970 god knows I am trying to be goblin-academic and frodo-ish but in reality my style varies from goth to indie kid I know you guys don't usually participate in games but idk whom else I should tag. It would be nice to see you as little guys @oogsterboogster @onethirdwise-samgee @pipis-took @mlgmtn