What If Your Husband Was Secretly The Evil Triangle In A Flesh Disguise

what if your husband was secretly the evil triangle in a flesh disguise

He's not. I repaired the encryption machine and he allowed me to see inside his head while I encrypted his thoughts.

Why do you want me to smooch a triangle so badly?

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3 weeks ago

I got this game and made these two on it, and during a journey, Robotnik was singing about being a tomato. To which Stone replied, "Anyone feel like ketchup right about now?"

Miitopia is a masterpiece.

A SECOND VIDEO OF STONE AND EGGMAN AT KARAOKE . I HAD SEVEN KARAOKE TICKETS .


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3 weeks ago

pssssst

*hands you a note..it says : “greetings homosexual father”

@daughter-of-the-author

Is... is your other father not also homosexual? I would hope so, considering we're married.


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3 weeks ago

As my niece so eloquently put it, "Get a room!"

I went gambling

I'm drinked

I love youuu..

YOU ARE VERY SILLY ! I DON ' T NEED TO DRINK TO TELL YOU I LOVE YOU <3 BUT GET SOBER SOON ! AND NO RUNNING FASTER THAN 15 MPH UNTIL YOU ARE !

3 weeks ago

whats your opinion on this

Whats Your Opinion On This

I'm not sure whether to be flattered or offended. I will say, after an "accident" in an alien bar fight, my sixth finger can also do all that. Although, I am wary of the ballpoint pen, because it is quite leaky and I do not want any more ink in my bloodstream.


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1 month ago

whats your opinion on this

Whats Your Opinion On This

I'm not sure whether to be flattered or offended. I will say, after an "accident" in an alien bar fight, my sixth finger can also do all that. Although, I am wary of the ballpoint pen, because it is quite leaky and I do not want any more ink in my bloodstream.


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2 weeks ago

i want to become the moss

Then do so. The moss would love to claim another vessel.


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2 weeks ago

Also, if you’re married to McGucket, does that make you the First Lady? Seeing as McGucket is president and all

I suppose that would. But never refer to me that way.


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3 weeks ago

I didn't even start this! I was asking for assistance!

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

1 month ago

Have some respect! The man just died, and we're all in mourning!

YOURE ALIVEEE

WH- DIDJA THINK I FUCKIN DIED??

1 month ago

*wearing a fake mustache* You know, it sounds like your brother probably really misses you and needs your help but doesn't know how to express that since he made a deal with the physical manifestation of hubris that ruined his ability to communicate... I could be wrong.

soooo i just got a post card from my brother telling me he needs help... i'm thinking i should go but it might also be a trap from some guys i may owe money too...


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Stanford Pines

I have been "greened", whatever that means. It has not yet spread to the rest of my blog, but I am now mossy.The author of 2.5 journals about strange happenings in Gravity Falls. Not in love with an omnipotent demon taking the form of an isosceles triangle. He/Him. I am not obligated to share my sexual orientation, so I will leave it up to your interpretation.Current occupation: professional MonsterfuckerCurrent relationship status: Married No, this is not a "roleplay account". The only role-playing I am interested in is the occasional Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons campaign.

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