Me, Crying Over My Deflated Profiteroles:

*said as if the universe were a misbehaving dog* no. nO. universe. universe out the magic 8 ball down. i was so happy at noon. what are you doing. universe. univERSE. UNIVERSE NO

i feel like the universe shakes a magic 8 ball every three hours on whether or not im depressed and i really need it to stop doing that please

having to explain to my friends that whenever i say "my son" i am indeed referring to a thirty year old man. its very unfortunate for my ego tbh

Hi ! give Dick a cat, thank you, bye

I think Damian is a very kind person. SO much SO that he forgives his crazy father, Bruce, for repeatedly hurting him emotionally.

And... I think Bruce must be aware of this, which is why he was afraid when Damian said he would stop being Robin.

"HE DID NOT COME TO GOTHAM TO BE BRUCE WAYNE'S SON OR TO LIVE A NORMAL LIFE."

What Bruce said to Jason in Batman and Robin #18 is true. Even though Damian is underage, he is capable enough to live on his own without parental guidance.

Damian is different from Bruce's other adopted children, not because he is Bruce's biological son, but because Damian doesn’t need parents to support him in terms of living and everyday needs. (Of course, he's Al Ghul, and Talia has taught him enough skills to survive without his parents.)

Therefore, I’m not surprised that Bruce expressed his fear of losing Damian when he said, "HE CAME FOR BATMAN. IF HE IS NOT BATMAN'S PARTNER ANYMORE, THERE IS NOTHING KEEPING HIM HERE."

It seems that the world's greatest detective and the world's most clueless father are the same person.

Bruce doesn’t even realize that Damian still wants to be the son of Bruce Wayne.

Damian still wants the things Bruce gives to his adopted children so easily : unconditional love & trust.

Not love & trust that are earned by being tested and proving that Damian is good enough to be Bruce’s son.

hes scheming

this will always be funny to me

i need to be up in two hours to catch a flight but im currently thinking about how a saw i group of little kids at my school and instead of reacting like a normal human being my immediate reaction was to say "oh ew. i love them" and now i cant stop thinking about it because who the fuck

i just finished death in the family. what the

fuck

did jason do to the voters

unrelated to everything forever but at the end of like him by tyler the creator his mother admits to keeping his father out of his life which has obviously caused a lot of distress in tylers life and the song cuts off directly whenever his mother says "just, you know, forgive me" because the entire song was about the lack of healthy parental figures in his life and in the secind verse tyler tells himself that he would never judge his mother for her actions in keeping his father away because technically everything turned out fine but the fact the moment shes finished dropping a bombshell on her son she demands forgiveness (not asks for because if she were asking we wouldve said "please" and wouldnt have said "im sorry i was young" with no comma or pause indicating more of an accusatory apology than a genuine one)

so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead