Quick Question Is It Normal/healthy To Literally Jump Up And Down And Scream Whenever Your Hyperfixation

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grandpa pussy attack

Alright, but you're gonna keep the secret, right?

where's the image that says "people who celebrate fictional characters' birthdays are annoying" and then someone replied "fuck you happy birthday" (scribble scribble write character here). anyways happy birthday dick grayson

Dc's like if Jason wasn't taken in by batman he would be a priest, Jason would be a race car driver, Jason would be a tyre salesman who's okay with kids dying, and they're always wrong I wholeheartedly believe that if Jason Todd wasn't taken in by Bruce that kid would be dead

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

"No one's coming for same sex marriage."

Well, that was a lie.

precious

dami: i still do not get the point of doing this. what purpose does this serve?

cass, painting his nails black to match with her and tim: *noncommittal shrug*

dami: -tt-. this is pointless.

also dami: *maintains the integrity of his manicure with utmost care and respect, to the point of altering his training regimen as to not sustain even the smallest of chips in the polish*

cass: *proud smile*

dami: this proves nothing.

unironically one of the most frustrating parts about being a teenager is that everyone always assumes youre suddenly Up To No Good and that, even though youve had a nearly perfect track record harmful shenanigans-wise, you are now evil and terrible and cruel and are now looking for Debauchery and Turpitude. dude just because you and your friends were difficult unsupervised teenagers does not mean i am come on