To Add On This, Alternatively, Bruce Bringing Over A Normal Person Friend™️ For Once In His Life

plsplspls answer this ask I need you to answer an ask or ill have to take you to be a bot. just click answer and say you're real or ill be forced to report spam

Hello , thank you for your interesting this is a real person not a bot !

*refreshing my news feed every 15 minutes bc hey it could happen*

the more im around my real friends the cringier i get and the happier i am. genuinely this is just a little joy post because theyre wonderful people and they keep me sane and ive never really thought of myself as a social person but i feel so safe whenever im in bed and typing and just existing with my friends. little gratitude post. thats all

this shit is why i thought this was cannon

Star Trippin' , Baby

me, today, expiriencing another major life event: do you think the coach will let me skip pe

every time my life gets worse my immediate reaction is always something adjacent to "at least i'll have a good backstory" as if i am a fictional character and not just a dude

i just have to know what happened to the ui/ux designers at firaxis between civ6 and civ7

oh :[

Me: *stubs my toe* "AH FUCK!"

Mass of quivering flesh that's been growing in my cabinet and slowly feeding off my suffering until it develops sentience: *takes first breath*

They’re scared because they know that the public is with Luigi.

They’re violating his rights because they need to maintain capitalism.

Keep talking about Luigi.

Anne-Marie Zanetti, (Australian, b. 1965) “Abundant”, oil on linen, 85 x 145 cm

in dick's defense damian probably thinks anyone over whatever his current age is is absurdly old, except for alfred who exists outside of time and judgement

Robin Dick Grayson: Keep up old man!

Batman: I- I’m 27!!!! How is that old????

Robin Dick Grayson: Gee…. That’s a rough 27.

Batman: You’re grounded.