Gecko Mating Call Sounds Edited Over This Gif Of Chilchuck

for the last few months, not knowing 100 gecs was a band, ive been saying "100 gecs" whenever i meant to say "lmao", "lol" and "lmfao" as a direct result of me misunderstanding this tweet.

my friends knew the band so they didnt have this misconception. and still they just kinda rolled with it??? like imagine something like your friend seemingly randomly saying the beatles, sometimes in all caps in the middle of their messages HELPP

i also thought the amount of "gecs" would change depending on how funny something was, so for example just sort of saying lol at the end of a message would be translated to about 20 gecs. a standard lmao would be about 60 gecs, and a proper LMFAOO was 100 gecs. i had a whole system

don’t know why he looks like that ok

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

…and she’s gone 

Ugh, no, fanfic, you can't have a character say they want to peg Trent Reznor, because that scene takes place in 1994! The term "pegging" was coined in 2001 by audience vote on Dan Savage's blog. The groundbreaking Bend Over Boyfriend series that inspired the earlier terms "strap-on sex" and "bobbing" wouldn't be released until 1998.

Immersion ruined.

more people need to give themselves permission to write and draw pornography

i'm making a collection

In bed with my pill