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PLEASE tell me you have a british or southern accent 💔
A bit of a French accent but I hide it CAUSE ALL THESE MOTHEFUCKERS MAKE FUN OF ME FOR IT!!!!
Spellbound's The Way It Was Before feels like a Nuru song during one of the many meteor showers her kingdom has to endure
Varigo
What if Donella wasn't just cursed to never enter the library, but she was cursed to never be able to use/work with magic again? Whenever one of her soldiers retrieved an enchanted item for her, it always worked for them but never for Donella. That's part of why she needed Hugo to be the one to go on the trials. Of course it's because he's smart, but it's also because he's an artificer, and enchantments and whatnot are kinda his whole thing. She could send her entire army into the library on her behalf, but none of them would know where to go from there. Hugo would.
Also, I like to think that Hugo often helped Donella when combining said magic objects into her weapons. Donella and some of her workers would make the weapon, but Hugo would add the item and make sure it's in perfect condition for their clients. Mainly I just need some mother/child bonding. Like Donella eventually letting Hugo work almost alongside her, and Donella teaching young Hugo more advanced things about engineering (though Hugo would just use this knowledge to upgrade Olivia, but don't tell Don that!)
Stop lying to us and yourself you lying liar
here a bedtime story ^^;
once upon a time, there was an idiot named Hugo Stupido. Stupido drank soda vodkas and ate a shit ton of dairy, despite being lactose intolerant (and then wondered why he was drunk). He then falls in love with a boy like the faggot he is and lives drunkingly ever after ^^
this is not inspired btw trust
Wow. Maybe I should tell this story to my son tonight to help him sleep. (Or whisper it in his ear while he sleeps to knock some sense into him.)
OMG honestly I was hooked when I saw Lady Caine as a main character and this did not disappoint! Glad I read it
Okay guys, time to divulge you upon my Vat7K PJO AU idea I have which I might turn into a fic
Varian- Tyche Kid
Hugo- Nemesis Kid
Trust me it will make sense soon
Nuru- Hecate Kid
Yong- Hephaestus Kid
Raps- Apollo
Eugene- Aphrodite
Pascal- Satyr
Maximus- Satyr
Ruddiger- Satyr
Cass- Athena
I'm so evilll
Lance- Hermes
Lady Caine- Nemesis (you'll see why she's here..)
Okay so, it is known that Tyche and Nemesis are rivals of sorts as Tyche is the Goddess of Good Luck and Nemesis the Goddess of Bad Luck
Tyche is obviously Ulla and Nemesis is Donella
Hugo is sort of taken by Nemesis to work for her, he doesn't know but he is actually her son
Hugo has a strong sense of justice and wants to give people what they deserve which is why he helps Donella/Nemesis because he feels he is delivering to people what they deserve with the bad luck
Nemesis then sends him to CHB to hone his skills where she says she will "pretend" to be his Godly Parent (she actually is lol)
He meets Varian, Son of Tyche, basically the opposite of him
Varian is so- nice and- kind, everything seems bright when he's around, unlike Hugo, he makes people feel unsettled, even some of his own cabinmates, besides Caine, they were inseperable, like siblings though Hugo knew they really weren't (The Minor God cabins have been made for this)
Hugo hangs out with Varian though he's not sure why something is just so- warm about him, he can't stay away
Varian is also friends with some other newer campers Nuru, a Daughter of Hecate who often is arguing with Hugo and Yong a Son of Hephaestus with an affinity for fireworks
Hugo feels he doesn't deserve Varian's friendship but Varian won't let him get away that easily now that they're friends!
Hugo then let's Varian know about him not actually being Nemesis' son and how she gave him the power to give bad luck to others, punishing those she deemed needed punishment
Varian said it didn't matter, Hugo was just doing as he thought was right and he couldn't deny that some people are evil, he also understood what it was like doing anything to make a parental figure proud, he explained how- a few years ago he had been trying to help his father and he had an affinity for alchemy, his experiment failed and encased his father, he asked the camp for help but was ignored as they had bigger problems, preparing for a war, eventually his friend Rapunzel was able to help, during the war, Zhan Tiri/Kronos had used Cass as it's host
Hugo then decides he just wants to be able to do what he wants and informs Nemesis he'll no longer be working for her, she then tells him she actually is his mom
Varian was brought to camp by a Satyr named Ruddiger
Also Hugo obviously has an affinity for inventing/engineering and has Olivia!!
Pre-Vat7K stuff, TTS basically
Raps arrived to camp and was a child of Apollo, her Satyr guide was Pascal and Eugene had also helped her get there, she constantly hung around Eugene and ended up being friends with Eugene's best friend Lance and his other friend Cass who no one was sure how they became friends, Pascal was Raps' best friend besides from Cass, she knew Pascal for a while before being brought to camp
Raps and Euegene eventually started dating
When Eugene first came to camp he was brought by Maximus, a satyr who was VERY serious about his job, Eugene spent a long time unclaimed and in the Hermes cabin, everyone thought he WAS a Hermes kid with how many tricks he pulled and how much he stole, turned out he was a charming Aphrodite kid, he was best friends with Lance from the Hermes cabin who he often stole with
Even though Eugene was an Aphrodite kid he didn't try to break anyone's heart, though he wasn't sure he believed much in love in general until of course he met Raps
Because he caused so much trouble the Athena cabin constantly had to clean up after him leaving Cass to constantly try to keep him out of trouble, she was very annoyed by this job
Before coming to camp Raps lived with a lady named Gothel who allegedly adopted her after her mother "died", Gothel let her go to school but sheltered her very much still, she was secretly the goddess Nyx, she kept her away from the world until Pascal found her and told Raps the truth, Raps had to fight Nyx and fought her off with her light powers before fleeing with Pascal to camp
Raps has an affinity for each of Apollo's traits given but she's especially good at music as she is wonderful at the arts
Cass had been wondering the woods one day before confronted by Zhan Tiri, a girl who whispered in her ears little tidbits about the Gods, how they never truly cared about their children, Cass felt herself getting consumed, Zhan Tiri was right.. wasn't she? Athena never tried to contact her or anything
Soon enough Kronos' host was ready
Lady Caine is kinda like Ethan Nakamura in this btw but she lives!!
In the end of it all.. CassCaine!!
Cass is saved by Raps btw and all is good!
A lady is then caught wandering about outside the camp looking for something.. does she know about the camp? Raps goes out to see who it is. It turns out.. it's her mom, Arianna
Btw when Raps uses her light powers her hair is golden but when not using it her hair is brown, also her hair is long all the time lol
I also like the idea for another one where Varian is a Thanatos kid and Hugo an Eros kid
Thanaros and Eros would both be nb in this and Thanatos obviously Ulla and Eros is obviously Donnie
When your fruity child tries to come out but the only new information you learn is that they are the slightest bit less fruity than you thought previously
Team radical goes to the spire and meets Calliope and it's just a contest to see who can out "uhm actually" the other
bitches be like "i love writing fanfiction" and then constantly second guess themselves because what if they're not good enough what if it's cringe what if no one likes it what if people laugh when they see it what if i mischaracterized someone what if i didn't tag it properly what if what if what if
Hugo in just a towel 😍🙏🙏🙏
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