My attempt at drift.Posted this on my deviantart too because the more the the merrier right?:)
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a new set of TF stickers! eventually will be available in my new shop
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blueoatmeal answered your question “requests?”
Jazz underwater.
trying to design transformers ocs like
Optimus:My tits aren't 'that' small right guys?:-) Autobots:... Optimus:right?:-| Autobots:...*awkward cough in back* Optimus: :-(
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Caption?
This is exactly why I don’t go to college.
The shape of Earth -Flat
The Shape of Water needs to be part of a series on monster romance.
The Shape of Water - Merman Boyfriend ✅
The Shape of Fire - Hell Demon Fiance
The Shape of Earth - Bog Creature Wife
The Shape of Air - Thirst Trap Mothman
Fuck!we're all screwed!D:Now where will all the fandoms live!?!
Now You Know tumblr plans to force integration with Facebook in 2015. Your Facebook friends will be able to view everything you like or reblog. (Source)
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It terrifies me that there’s so much raging passion in the lgbt+ community that insist on marginalizing asexuals and implying that asexuals don’t deserve to have safe spaces. There’s still so much acephobia so I just wanna know which blogs are genuinely supportive and a safe space for asexuals
Jazz/Prowl
send me a pairing and I’ll tell you who:
falls asleep on the couch
On purpose? Jazz. On accident? Prowl. He eventually just resolves to stop doing paperwork in the living room, but Jazz likes his company. And getting to sneak some quality couch snuggles.
makes friends with the neighbors
Oh, Jazz. Prowl once tried to get their neighbors investigated for improper recycling sorting. That might sound like a stretch, but he’d deduced that it was a front for an energon distillery, and wanted to put an end to it. Jazz warned them ahead of time and now they get free high-grade. Prowl doesn’t know Jazz’s supplier and honestly thinks it’s the best they’ve managed to get for the price.
is the adventurous eater
Jazz again! However, Prowl can be encouraged to try adventurous food with enough logic, which has resulted in some of his favorite foods being weirder than usual.
hogs the covers at night
Prowl. He insists that he does not snore, take any more of the covers than he is allotted in their relationship, OR sleeptalk, but Jazz knows better. He’s a blanket hog and his doorwings make being the big spoon hard. Someday, he’ll figure out how to be the big spoon without getting smacked in the nose by a twitchy wing.
forgets to do the dishes
Neither of them. Jazz knows how upset not doing the dishes makes Prowl, and as if Prowl would forget something that simple. He has alerts for everything, I’d imagine.
tries to surprise their partner more often
Jazz, but Prowl always sees it coming. On the rare occasion Prowl tries to surprise Jazz, he also sees it coming but pretends that he didn’t. One of the downsides of a relationship between a tactician and master spy.
leaves dirty laundry on the floor
Jazz, but he manages to clean it up before Prowl ever notices. One time Prowl came home before Jazz (an unlikely happenstance) and noticed the mess on the floor and Jazz had to hear about it for weeks. He still occasionally hears about it when Prowl wants to convince him of something.
stays up til 2 AM reading
Prowl. This is what leads to him accidentally falling asleep on the couch. Jazz doesn’t really mind, but he’s taken to reminding Prowl to actually sleep on time when he’s too deep into the Law of Polyhex or whatever’s caught his interest.
sings in the shower
Jazz. He also knows Prowl does it too, but Prowl refuses to sing outside of the shower. Which is a shame, because their voices sound nice together.
takes the selfies
Jazz again! Prowl took one once and somehow broke the selfie-stick (which Jazz totally owns because how else do you get those good angles?? We aren’t monsters here) and he panicked and shoved the phone at Jazz.
plans date night
Prowl. They both have really busy schedules, so when it comes to planning something that works for the both of them, Prowl has an ‘A Beautiful Mind’-style wall full of calendars, dates, pictures of potential disturbances, etc, etc. He has planned 20 successful dates so far. Jazz jokes that they’re going out to a bar on date 21. Prowl is trying to make it happen.
20, fem, I'll pretty much post or reblog anything funny͵or art (cough*mostly involving transformers*cough)!🍋❤ ^_^
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